FML : Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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By Youre_A_Pussy | 19

#7399004 - Friday 27 January 2017 10:09

I don't think babies are the magical cure to a marriage :P

By karmicqueene | 16

#7399022 - Friday 27 January 2017 10:19

People seem to think that divorce is pretty frivolous if something like a baby is a 'sign they should stay together'. If people aren't required to get married for a child, they don't have to stay together for one. Maybe the reason for the divorce were completely justified. Human biological function doesn't override everything else.

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By FueledByFate | 21

#7398984 - Friday 27 January 2017 10:01

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By blink831forever | 12

#7398992 - Friday 27 January 2017 10:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Youre_A_Pussy | 19

#7399004 - Friday 27 January 2017 10:09

I don't think babies are the magical cure to a marriage :P

itssnotfunny | 24

#7399080 - Friday 27 January 2017 10:56

If anything, they're what will end it.

By karmicqueene | 16

#7399022 - Friday 27 January 2017 10:19

By reddevil7 | 1

#7399023 - Friday 27 January 2017 10:19

Irony is a beautiful thing.

By yahuie | 4

#7399029 - Friday 27 January 2017 10:25

Just because she's having a baby doesn't mean they'll love each other.

yahuie | 4

#7399032 - Friday 27 January 2017 10:27

Probably shoulda wore a condom too.

bgbwtp | 13

#7399140 - Friday 27 January 2017 11:38

You don't know that they didn't. Condoms can fail, you know.

Catdragon | 40

#7399311 - Saturday 28 January 2017 02:56

Or he could have poked holes in the condom to make them stay together or to get revenge?

By jdizz16 | 14

#7399033 - Friday 27 January 2017 10:27

If you don't want to have his kid...then don't...

mariri9206 | 32

#7399548 - Saturday 28 January 2017 12:19

She can want the kid and not want her soon-to-be ex. Staying together isn't an option, obviously, but neither is abortion. If SHE CHOOSES to go that route, then, yeah, it is an option and it's her choice.

By midnightm16 | 24

#7399106 - Friday 27 January 2017 11:12

Wow that's almost exactly what happened to my parents except they were already divorced and decided to have sex one last time. And here I am.

pjsr | 29

#7399340 - Saturday 28 January 2017 03:55

Glad you made it!

mamallama22 | 9

#7412636 - Saturday 18 February 2017 07:30

That edge up tho in ur profile pic #fleek

By ThongWarrior | 17

#7399107 - Friday 27 January 2017 11:14

Guys its 2k17, men can have babies too

Arashikage | 17

#7399306 - Saturday 28 January 2017 02:42

The laws of biology do not support that claim

By jcash52426 | 5

#7399139 - Friday 27 January 2017 11:37

You know there thing thing that a guy is suppose to put on his penis, it called a condom and if you don't use one then there's a chance that you will get pregnant. You guys were both irresponsible and now you being pregnant is the consequence.

Limeila | 10

#7399268 - Saturday 28 January 2017 01:33

Are you aware NO contraception method is 100% effective?

By chirstinap325 | 20

#7399171 - Saturday 28 January 2017 12:01

I've never understood why people do that..

Menzik3 | 1

#7399236 - Saturday 28 January 2017 01:04

You mean have sex? Well, it feels pretty good :)

Catdragon | 40

#7399317 - Saturday 28 January 2017 03:02

I don't understand why people have sex at all? For men it may feel good, but for me it doesn't really feel like anything. If I am horny, I can just make myself cum. Sex is pointless unless you're trying to have an intimate moment with a person.