By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
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Youre_A_Pussy 19

I don't think babies are the magical cure to a marriage :P

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karmicqueene 18

People seem to think that divorce is pretty frivolous if something like a baby is a 'sign they should stay together'. If people aren't required to get married for a child, they don't have to stay together for one. Maybe the reason for the divorce were completely justified. Human biological function doesn't override everything else.

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FueledByFate 24

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blink831forever 13

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Youre_A_Pussy 19

I don't think babies are the magical cure to a marriage :P

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itssnotfunny 24

If anything, they're what will end it.

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karmicqueene 18

People seem to think that divorce is pretty frivolous if something like a baby is a 'sign they should stay together'. If people aren't required to get married for a child, they don't have to stay together for one. Maybe the reason for the divorce were completely justified. Human biological function doesn't override everything else.

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yahuie 4

Just because she's having a baby doesn't mean they'll love each other.

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yahuie 4

Probably shoulda wore a condom too.

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bgbwtp 13

You don't know that they didn't. Condoms can fail, you know.

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Catdragon 40

Or he could have poked holes in the condom to make them stay together or to get revenge?

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GhostFox 33

If he did intentionally damage the condom to make it fail, (assuming that's what they used) I'm pretty sure it's illegal an considered rape by deceit in several states.

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GhostFox 33

If the husband did sabotage the condom- if they used one- that could be considered rape by deception- which has very weak legal recourse for he victims despite pressure from medical organizations to recognize it as a crime. So, for OP's emotional and mental wellbeing, I hope that the condom simply failed. Because there isn't very much protection for victims of this kind of sexual assault, and they would have a hell of a time proving it since any contraceptive used is likely long gone by now.

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jdizz16 16

If you don't want to have his kid...then don't...

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mariri9206 32

She can want the kid and not want her soon-to-be ex. Staying together isn't an option, obviously, but neither is abortion. If SHE CHOOSES to go that route, then, yeah, it is an option and it's her choice.

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marcranger 28

Um, is my app refusing to show that OP lives somewhere where abortion is illegal? Because unless that's the case, abortion IS an option, and a great one for women who don't want to be pregnant or be mothers. I know that, prior to getting sterilized, abortion would've been the only option for me in the event of a pregnancy whether I was partnered or not, because I have a phobia of both pregnancy and babies.

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thedictator_fml 12

They never said she should/must have an abortion. They simply stated that if she doesn't want to have his child, she shouldn't feel obligated to have it. What's wrong with that? Also, who are you to tell the OP that abortion is not an option? It's available. It's her choice whether to have one, but it IS an option, clearly.

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midnightm16 24

Wow that's almost exactly what happened to my parents except they were already divorced and decided to have sex one last time. And here I am.

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Arashikage 18

The laws of biology do not support that claim

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DoomedGemini 37

Transgender men can. Though the app seems to be ******* up genders rather than that considering the many others wrongly labeled

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ThongWarrior 17

The laws of 2k17 say don't assume and judge!

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jcash52426 5

You know there thing thing that a guy is suppose to put on his penis, it called a condom and if you don't use one then there's a chance that you will get pregnant. You guys were both irresponsible and now you being pregnant is the consequence.

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Limeila 10

Are you aware NO contraception method is 100% effective?

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chirstinap325 23

I've never understood why people do that..

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Menzik3 1

You mean have sex? Well, it feels pretty good :)

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sweetpotato301 7

Speak for yourself. Sex feels amazing for me... way better than masturbation.

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Catdragon 40

I am speaking for myself. what I just said was an opinion. That's why I said "I don't"

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