FML : Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across...

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and busted my head on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Clumsy - / Saturday 25 April 2009 09:09 / United States

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By MukyDaCookie | 0

#142544 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:26

#10 it was the irony of it. A regularly clumsy person makes it through an obstacle course only to fall over his/her own showlace and injure themselves.

By grazynaanka | 0

#142639 - Saturday 25 April 2009 10:26

lol what the hell kind of fitness test is that?

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By ejvlols | 0

#142398 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:10

wow ydi for sure

scuba1722 | 0

#840822 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 11:34

nice tattoo

By dan81892 | 2

#142399 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:10

ouch

By AdamRock | 2

#142407 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:12

ouchy that must've hurt like hell

By depth_ | 0

#142408 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:12

LMAO!

By ravinderkaler | 0

#142420 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:15

That just sucks, tie your shoes if you're a clumsy person.

By MaiLouIsLegend | 0

#142432 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:21

Hahah with a those obstacles you'll never surpass your own shoe laces? Wow clumsy much. Lesson of the day:watch where you're stepping

By Qeynos | 0

#142433 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:21

He shoes might have been tied.

By iDontFail_xD | 0

#142494 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:02

Hahaha fail

By jd254 | 2

#142509 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:14

this is a fml? no, seriously? u hit ur head, wow... i wasted 30 seconds reading this. why didn't u just typed in "today, I fell"

myalleyway | 9

#4665811 - Monday 9 July 2012 12:49

i know, right? it was like OP was just bragging about how well they did on their test. don't get me wrong; tripping does hurt, and i feel your pain, but a lot of FMLs have too much story in it; it's like, 'stop beatig around the bush! get to the point!' ydi and fyl.

tournamentdecide | 32

#5942109 - Monday 12 May 2014 04:56

It took you 30 seconds to read this? it took me like 5...

shitidied | 17

#6356521 - Tuesday 21 July 2015 03:13

OP busted her head. Your comment is also against the policy and I must report it

By MukyDaCookie | 0

#142544 - Saturday 25 April 2009 09:26

#10 it was the irony of it. A regularly clumsy person makes it through an obstacle course only to fall over his/her own showlace and injure themselves.