Health and Sports: Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to...

By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML

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By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30

Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:26

#10 it was the irony of it. A regularly clumsy person makes it through an obstacle course only to fall over his/her own showlace and injure themselves.

grazynaanka 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:26

lol what the hell kind of fitness test is that?

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ejvlols 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:10

wow ydi for sure

scuba1722 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 11:34

nice tattoo

dan81892 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:10

ouch

AdamRock 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:12

ouchy that must've hurt like hell

depth_ 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:12

LMAO!

ravinderkaler 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:15

That just sucks, tie your shoes if you're a clumsy person.

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:21

Hahah with a those obstacles you'll never surpass your own shoe laces? Wow clumsy much. Lesson of the day:watch where you're stepping

Qeynos 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:21

He shoes might have been tied.

iDontFail_xD 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:02

Hahaha fail

jd254 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:14

this is a fml? no, seriously? u hit ur head, wow... i wasted 30 seconds reading this. why didn't u just typed in "today, I fell"

myalleyway 9

Monday 9 July 2012 0:49

i know, right? it was like OP was just bragging about how well they did on their test. don't get me wrong; tripping does hurt, and i feel your pain, but a lot of FMLs have too much story in it; it's like, 'stop beatig around the bush! get to the point!' ydi and fyl.

tournamentdecide 33

Monday 12 May 2014 4:56

It took you 30 seconds to read this? it took me like 5...

shitidied 17

Tuesday 21 July 2015 3:13

OP busted her head. Your comment is also against the policy and I must report it

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:26

#10 it was the irony of it. A regularly clumsy person makes it through an obstacle course only to fall over his/her own showlace and injure themselves.