Pranks, Neighbours and Kids: Great parenting, Patricia

Great parenting, Patricia

By HeMayHaveSomeIssues - 28/02/2014 20:01 - Denmark

Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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Home invasion

By Anonymous - 26/07/2023 00:02

Today, I found my neighbours bratty kid in my house, eating my snacks, dirtying my sofa, and drawing on pages torn from my books. I marched him back home by the ear, him screaming I was a meanie, and his mother's only excuse was, “Boys will be boys.” No apology or anything. I HATE KIDS. FML

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You deserved it 145

By peestain - 25/10/2010 10:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

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You deserved it 32 131

By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML

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You deserved it 2 752

When feral kids attack

By GracieGirl - 04/10/2019 06:00

Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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You deserved it 113

King of the hill

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 18:00

Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML

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You deserved it 308

By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 947

By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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You deserved it 2 839

By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML

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You deserved it 2 260

glowbaby 15

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:06

Some parents make me want to scream

smokecloud_ 37

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:07

Time to fill up hundreds of water balloons and bombard them when they leave the house. What? You're just a kid at heart. ;)

Comments

glowbaby 15

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:06

Some parents make me want to scream

falconjade 19

Saturday 1 March 2014 2:26

Parents like that shouldn't have become parents

Jessj958 19

Saturday 1 March 2014 5:02

Totally agree!! Kids will be kids, true but that's not the way kids are supposed to act. She should not be teaching her kids that kind of stuff is ok to do.

ChevyRedneck85 13

Saturday 1 March 2014 5:24

And when I put my foot up his ass my response would've been. adults will be adults

badluckalex 23

Saturday 1 March 2014 6:57

tine for op to find a new home

HKCgrimmjow 15

Saturday 1 March 2014 9:58

Or... You know... No? Why would OP move because of a little shit, there's plenty of entertaining ways to fix the problem without packing up and leaving

nurchok 15

Sunday 2 March 2014 18:07

Like getting your (or other) kids to burn their house, that'll teach 'em...

Sandman366 6

Sunday 2 March 2014 22:30

88-Kids will be kids, eh?

smokecloud_ 37

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:07

Time to fill up hundreds of water balloons and bombard them when they leave the house. What? You're just a kid at heart. ;)

XSimpleDesignX 18

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:13

I think OP needs to babysit for a family member and have the kid bombard his neighbor with water balloons and give the same response. This is, assuming OP doesn't have kids of his own.

cakefete2 30

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:45

I like the way you guys think.

paigexox0 37

Saturday 1 March 2014 2:26

And kids will be kids right?

strike2867 13

Saturday 1 March 2014 2:28

It would take quite a while to have enough pee for a hundred.

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 1 March 2014 5:11

fill them with bleach!

Narttu 20

Saturday 1 March 2014 8:19

Yes, let's throw poison at the neighbours...

ThomasBombadil 31

Saturday 1 March 2014 10:59

Let just enough air out of his bike tires that it is hard to pedal and do the same to her car tires.

zwhite2712 12

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:12

It sucks when parents use that excuse.

lex1459 38

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:12

It frustrates me to no end that some parents absolutely refuse to discipline their kids. Then when they turn into spoiled teenagers they wonder where they went wrong.