Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
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Top comments
kangx1 28
Just casually lure her to an asylum
mikepzz 27
You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.
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Comments (170)
MorganHex 28
I got one word for you...... RUN!
kgavhane702 9
ohhhh!!! just assuming .
hmanonfire 6
RUN!
taytay333 11
Omg I'm dying laughing right now
laden_swallow09 35
Booo! Get off the stage!
rheaganleewhit 10
I had a few run ins with some of those! I eventually told them its not my problem (only because I knew they wouldn't) and went on with life.
Daibar 3
do it. if she's serious she needs help and a suicide attempt will get the eyes of the doctors on her. if she's not, then you'll know and she'll have learned a valuable lesson in emotional blackmail sometimes costs you more than you're willing to pay. either way, she's unstable, call the doctors and pack your shit and go
ally8 21
Back. Away. Slowly.
Koolaidandtacos 21
You should have responded like this: Imma keep it 100 with you. You're just a side chick( not important) and from here on IDFWU. Also, scream YOLO and **** that bitch, while you are leaving but keep an eye just in case she tries to stab you(because crazy bitches love to keep razors and knives on themselves;they're always searching for the moment to shank a MOFO)
KittyKoo 11
Call the police, it's illegal to threaten your partner with self harm. It's considered blackmail.
russfml 31
I think the main concern is how serious she is about actually cutting her wrists. Sometimes you have to look passed the legal aspects of things
darthgagemo 10
Back away slowly... Women smell fear