Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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kangx1 28
Just casually lure her to an asylum
mikepzz 27
You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.
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Comments (170)
SydLovesLacey 18
Not your problem to deal with to be honest. She has some personal issues.
aseus 9
Woah, that's emotional manipulation. Not cool
cjfred 13
That's her problem, not yours. As long as she doesn't take it upon herself to stab you, or your pets or family members, first.
thes7274473 19
Get her help, notify her parents or a sibling, and gtfo
liza1922 7
You are not responsible for her life, only your own. You should end it quickly. If she has such a disregard for her own safety and well being, you never know what she might try to do to you.
harleyquinpobs 3
Causal yandere
lastunusedname 11
Test her bluff.
Carnaxa 8
It amazes me how any times posts like this are made, i mean where do you all meet these psychos. Seriously, you all need to have a convention or something because bitches be crazy
Monika444 1
She needs help. You don't need her.
thatonedude55 8
I've been there. it's most likely a bluff. tell her caregivers to find a good psychiatrist for her and ******* RUN