Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
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devildog562 33

That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.

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Kallian_fml 21

Lets just hope OP had a chance to clean up before the garter dance.

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NotGabe 28

Yeah, you know the vows. Till death to us fart, and shit.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Sh*t just got real...

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DisturbedSRT8 17

Something I could have seen my wife doing.

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hippodankamus 22

I'm sure those nearby will understand. You must have been very nervous. But that still sucks OP.

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EvilTurtle 35

Sounds like you better start preparing for the downvotes.

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MRITCHEZ 8

But I think its a perfectly timed and corny/hilarious!

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chillandfun 12

I just picture the will smith scene where he shouts NO and fires his gun whenever I see this type of comment.

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EvilTurtle 35

Oh my #68, you just put a horrible image in my head.

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AliGInTheHouse 24

I've never heard anything like that before... Sorry OP.

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N3766 20

True love is when you accept no matter how shit your SO...

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Epikatz 22

Well... That started off as a coherent thought, at least...

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devildog562 33

That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Hopefully it didn't stain through the white dress.....

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kmaheynoway 25

Actually, I think it blows in every aspect. Farts don't tend to suck.

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Brandi_Faith 33

We need a follow up op! Did it stain the dress? Did people see it? Was it loud enough that people heard? What did you husband do/say? I hope for your sake it was at the end of the wedding and that it didn't stain your dress! Hope you had the opportunity to go and change your underwear or clean up right after! Definite FYL!

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Brittin8or 12

at least later in the future, you and your spouse can laugh about it

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sicksadworld1317 30

I hope the dress was ok! If it had lots of layers in the skirt it may have survived. In time, this is one you and your new hubby or wife will look back on and laugh at. It's nice to have a nice wedding- but even if the wedding goes wrong, it's the marriage that counts :)

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