Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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kangx1 28
Just casually lure her to an asylum
mikepzz 27
You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.
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Comments (170)
snazzily 2
at least crazy girls are great at the sexing
boba2388 11
Yeah you need to get the **** out of there real fast.
stephanyovalle 15
Long post, sorry My bestfriend had a GF like this, they lasted 4 years. Trust me, those years were a nightmare. It's been about half a year after the breakup and the exgf is still alive and well. On the other hand, my bestfriend now has to go with a therapist to deal with the fact she lived in an abusive relationship for so long and lost her ability to trust girls on a dating level. Don't let this happen to you. Odds say she's bluffing. If she already has wrist or thigh marks, this might be a recurrent move, because people tend to accept an abusive relationship out of fear. Leave her as soon as you can, but when I say "leave" I mean it, don't ever talk to her again. If you have any concerns about her, talk straight to her relatives or friends and let them help her. Good luck.
RiaFerrari 2
Lemme guess, youre with her for the sex.
Gauzy21 12
She's pretty intense
lvg_fml 10
If you know her family or friends I would enlist their help. Wether or not she would do it she needs help
lovethatstach 18
RUN.
ratherblunt 6
Tell her yoy believe in a person's right to die. Then say goodbye.
Goblin182 27
How do you"casually" drop that bomb?
dizzyspanks 7
So? she'll slash HER wrists. who cares if she is that stupid