Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
kangx1 28
Just casually lure her to an asylum
mikepzz 27
You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (170)
R2Y2 22
Chicks like that are ******* psycho. If (should really be when) you leave her, and she starts shit, call the cops and let them deal with her.
Weirddate 11
Run! Don't look back!
Skoff_fml 27
Run Forrest run!
Garnetshaddow 30
DTMFA...
LostInTheZone11 29
Grind a few Ambien into her food and get the hell out of dodge.
ea247 20
"let her! hahaha!! thats not funny..." - cleveland
fsomelife 26
Advice from someone who faced the same thing, but for many months: run. But cleverly. Start acting like you have no personality, barely react to her, but don't make it obvious that you're planning on leaving, and just slowly back out that way. The less unexpected the blow, the better she'll handle it. Or better yet, she'll claim the change in you is too much to handle and leave. Or just fake your own death. Probably the easier thing to do.
sweatynate 13
Don't go over the top. Casually breaking up with her and explaining to her what lead you to that decision is best. She's manipulating you by saying that, and that's an early sign for you to high-tail it out of there.
bossymaggot 13
Well at least you know u got a keeper instead of a ho but at least she isn't going to chop off your worm if you left her though that would be a FML ha ha
brewmasterg 34
Please explain your logic.
theflyingbrant 9
leave her.