Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
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Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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Top comments
kangx1 28
Just casually lure her to an asylum
mikepzz 27
You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.
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Comments (170)
False_Stupidity 42
Just say "well, it was nice knowing you." And dump her right then.
MikeFletch 11
Nobody should have to live under that kind of guilt. That is seriously terrible.
ohSNAPyall 27
Talk to her best friend. She needs help, and I don't think you're ready to be there for her.
khoov19 20
well at least you know shes not after your money
nialls_girl 13
Report her.
StephenStrangeMD 3
Time to run. Fast.
thatADHDdude 21
That's not your problem OP, get out while you still can.
MGS428 8
Contact the authorities or a local medical center or suicide hotline and let them know. It will help both of you
katina1236 20
Drop her off at the nearest psyche ward. Run far and run fast
CuteKoalaGirl 18
I would contact a local mental health center for help on what to do, but this is a sign to get out of the relationship now. She needs help before she can be with someone, and it's certainly not fair to you to dump that on you.