Enjoy!

By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
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Novadi 22

You should leave an anonymous note on her doorstep the next day saying "I hope you enjoyed the pizza, I added something special on it that you'll find... interesting"

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Malahkaa 19

They probably didn't eat it wondering what you had done to it....

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brownapple 22
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That sucks. Hope you changed the address though.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37
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Probably somewhere between realising she sent her ex a pizza, and writing about it on FML. But I guess that depends on her priorities! How much this is an FML depends on how and why they broke up really. Best case, she did something bad and the ex thinks it's just an apology pizza.

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Omfgitsmia 15

I don't understand why this got thumbed down. After that huge mistake I would hope they changed it too.

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brownapple 22
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Where did I go wrong to get thumbed down 15 times?

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Malahkaa 19

They probably didn't eat it wondering what you had done to it....

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lexos 16
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Who says no to free pizza?

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sturschaedel 27
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It came straight from the pizza place - how should OP have manipulated it?

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devildog562 33
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Maybe they know people who work there for all the ex knows ?

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Juicenub 25
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I wouldn't mind if my ex sent me a free pizza.

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DFMLharsh 20
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But you would mind sending YOUR ex free pizza. That is what the FML is about. Do you even brain, bruh?!

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skippydoda 32
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Do you understand jokes bruh?

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Novadi 22

You should leave an anonymous note on her doorstep the next day saying "I hope you enjoyed the pizza, I added something special on it that you'll find... interesting"

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TheEpicKitten 20

His*

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gichikku 14
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Could be either #51

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Justy101 23

You should just go over, eat pizza, have some angry break-up sex, and then take the leftovers home. Win-win situation!

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Queensland 27
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you thought too hard on this one.

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frerik 9
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Let's hope the pizza you ordered was the pizza he doesn't like ^^

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Malecent 13
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Noone said ot was a he >.>

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ChristianH39 30

I think you're on the wrong site, this isn't tumblr.

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newzealand 28
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This is way too sad.

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ribx 16

You're New Zealand? I'm on top of you right now ;)

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zahidnasir 22
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count it as a charity

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AcieMcG 21
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Maybe if you called the pizza place they'd feel bad and send you more pizza? :(

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abNormal62 23
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Where did you order it from..... Domin-HOES?

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Grazelent_90 16
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Best comment so far!

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boredSOLDIER 33
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Maybe from Pizza Slut

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Miss_Whipped 43
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It's not delivery, it's Digi-whore-nos.

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ham_spam 17
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That makes no sence

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gintwinsmoore 20

#52, it's sense.

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