Enjoy!

By sad and hungry - 06/06/2015 14:37 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
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You should leave an anonymous note on her doorstep the next day saying "I hope you enjoyed the pizza, I added something special on it that you'll find... interesting"

They probably didn't eat it wondering what you had done to it....

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That sucks. Hope you changed the address though.

Probably somewhere between realising she sent her ex a pizza, and writing about it on FML. But I guess that depends on her priorities! How much this is an FML depends on how and why they broke up really. Best case, she did something bad and the ex thinks it's just an apology pizza.

I don't understand why this got thumbed down. After that huge mistake I would hope they changed it too.

Where did I go wrong to get thumbed down 15 times?

They probably didn't eat it wondering what you had done to it....

Who says no to free pizza?

It came straight from the pizza place - how should OP have manipulated it?

Maybe they know people who work there for all the ex knows ?

I wouldn't mind if my ex sent me a free pizza.

But you would mind sending YOUR ex free pizza. That is what the FML is about. Do you even brain, bruh?!

Do you understand jokes bruh?

You should leave an anonymous note on her doorstep the next day saying "I hope you enjoyed the pizza, I added something special on it that you'll find... interesting"

You should just go over, eat pizza, have some angry break-up sex, and then take the leftovers home. Win-win situation!

Let's hope the pizza you ordered was the pizza he doesn't like ^^

Noone said ot was a he >.>

I think you're on the wrong site, this isn't tumblr.

This is way too sad.

You're New Zealand? I'm on top of you right now ;)

count it as a charity

Maybe if you called the pizza place they'd feel bad and send you more pizza? :(

Where did you order it from..... Domin-HOES?

Best comment so far!

Maybe from Pizza Slut

It's not delivery, it's Digi-whore-nos.

That makes no sence