Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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Top comments
kangx1 28
Just casually lure her to an asylum
mikepzz 27
You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.
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Comments (170)
glimmer980 20
Well that escalated quickly
ladyLALAA 29
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy...
PSYqualiac 17
Hey, I just met you, and I'm not crazy... but if you leave me, I'll cut probably... Before I came into your life you didn't have it so bad... have it so bad... Too bad I'm crazy!
iAlissa 34
While I do think this could be a psychotic attempt to make you stay by her side, she also may need to get some help. Try talking to her and see what's up.
brendejafulable 41
You sure know how to pick 'em.
JonBall 17
You gotta love the crazies, they make up for it in the sack usually haha
akorpija 12
You sir, are an ass.
JonBall 17
#43 apparently jokes don't translate well over text and #49 whatever floats your boat bud :)
shutupshane12 12
Joke? It was a very bad attempt at what you consider a "joke"
JonBall 17
Or #132 people these days take everything to heart and get offended too easily.
DarksideDoll 31
I find your poor attempt at humour offensive.
JonBall 17
#140 I honestly couldn't care less
anxiousaly 12
No they don't get offended easily #15, your joke was just bad.
PMAN6x7 22
Let her slash herself, grow a pair mate
randompizzaguy 17
#16 Was a little overly blunt. I doubt she actually has any issues. The fact remains that this is emotional blackmail. He should warn the parents and dump her. Fast.
nreed32 20
Stage 5 Clinger
mrmcleod 29
Stage 10 manipulater
brytonhansen 19
Insert overly attached girlfriend meme here.
thatguynamedsky 32
I've found myself in the same exact situation, I don't know if this is best but I told one of her friends and broke it off, she would have just kept me down
annarcheer 19
Oh my gosh.. I'm sorry but she needs to be put someone for help.. I don't even know how to process that.
marigoldcobain 21
What the ****, run as fast as you can, screw that! Unless, of course, she was kidding. In which case, let her know such a serious matter is not a joke.