ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
unknown002
United States
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Fatty
United States
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Betty
United States
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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Mr_S3xypants 2
dude..seriously??
Patts_fml 4
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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KaskStunter 4
Did the scale blinked "high score" on its display?
craZ3 0
hahahahahhaha fatass
ak4608 8
Maybe "mrs piggy" isn't the best user name...
Racbhat13 0
sexy ;-)
peepeeparee 0
I wish I had your problem.. I'll be honest and shameless. I'm 5'6" and I weight 186.3 (just did my hourly check). I consider myself extremely overweight, and have become obsessed with weighing myself and have literally started having panic attacks when I get really hungry. I would love to be able to just... not hop on a scale for as long as you obviously went. Get healthy girl.
peepeeparee 0
Also... I think I should add... don't try any of the fad diets... they don't work. Don't try starving yourself (I did... and it got to the point where I would be afraid to eat because I wanted to lose just one more half a pound before bed.) Oh... and if anyone ever suggests using Adderall to surpress your appetite... don't do it. Yes it works, but it will mess your body up- especially your heart. Then you get to the point where you can't function without it.
peepeeparee 0
My point to these excessively long comments is to tell you that if and when you decide to do something about your weight... do the right thing. Don't end up like me. I'm borderline anorexic, and on a vicious cycle of Adderall to get through the day, xanax to stop panic attacks (that are brought on by the Adderall) and sleeping medication to go to sleep. Best wishes my friend. At least you took the first step (literally).
Tvolsfan325 13
Let that be your motivation
rotarbiv 7
Damn I'm right there with you. Get a scale that talks.
123_omg 19
maybe somebody will buy you a huffy for christmas.
triphoes 0
lose some weight bro
ThecomingofTan 9
I wish I had your problem, Op. That way I could hide the fact that I have Erectile Dysfunction and that those mannequins at Old Navy would just love me for who I truly am.