ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
pathetic
Canada
Simple answer
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
unknown002
United States
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Fatty
United States
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Betty
United States
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
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Mr_S3xypants 2
dude..seriously??
Patts_fml 4
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
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canzonetta 16
And this was the first time you noticed you'd gained weight?
frostiebeanz 0
Gotta love a F U P A
derpinator 2
Its ok at laugh at fat people as long as its their own fault :D if fat is le complication from metabolism/immobility not own fault. YDI hahahaa
silentblack 0
Ms piggy I'm sure it's not that bad. Ain't nothing wrong with a nice healthy girl
logan1819 4
Buy a bigger scale or loose weight.
MrIncredibleSME 3
I was going to ask you when the last time you saw your dick was, but then I noticed that you're a girl. Still wanted to add that comment, though.
binaryblue82 6
I used to be VERY heavy, I lost a lot of weight and unfortunately gained a little back. I'm currently working hard to lose it again, but I want you to know that it is possible to lose the weight. Keep a positive outlook and don't let some of these rude people bring you down. It's definitely a challenge to lose weight, but the burden is definitely lighter than silently suffering inside your own body.
bassfah 0
fatass
peepeeparee 0
Fuckbag.
triggerit 5
Men have three levels of fat; when can not see a penis, can not see erected penis and can not see a person who suck this penis...
LMeltdown 4
This is a great opportunity for you!! Start walking for 20 minutes each day for the next two weeks. Then build up to 30 minutes. Check out websites on walking and jogging. Sign up for a 5K fun run in the Spring. You'll see!! People of all ages and weights are getting into walking and running and it peels the weight off and you get to see the REAL you!! Don't feel dejected. Get out there and go bring on the real you!! You can do it. Make this memory a thing of the past.
binaryblue82 6
I agree! I'm going to run my first half marathon in the spring :) a 5K fun run got me started :)