More than just a cockblock, that's pretty abusive. I hope dream-mom is an exaggerated version of the real life one, otherwise this really is an FYL, OP!

You say that like you can walk out of your door and **** everything.

I think it's safe to say most of the time our brains are against us.

Half of the time my memory goes out right before I even talk to a girl in my dreams...

You talk to girls in your dreams? I don't even have the courage to talk to them in my dreams, and when I do, they turn me down. Luckily, I just ride a rainbow giraffe into space to make myself feel better.

Nickelback does

that totally kills the mood when mom walks in

Hmm, there might be a button for that thought. You should check it out sometime soon. :)

@21 Made sure to find it for yours.

idk which is worse, his or yours o.O

#17, your profile bio scares me. I hope you were just joking for the most part

#11: ...is what he's been telling himself for the last 6 years.