Assumptions

By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that most of the people I work with secretly refer to me as the "designated bottom" because they assumed from my slight stature and soft spoken personality that I was a submissive homosexual. My wife thinks it’s hilarious and keeps grabbing my ass to make me jump in shock. FML
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Isamermaid 17

You should report them to management or HR and mention the words “sexual harassment lawsuit.”

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RichardPencil 30

She's trying to de-sensitize you to butt play so you'll hold still while she pegs you.

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RichardPencil 30

She's trying to de-sensitize you to butt play so you'll hold still while she pegs you.

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Isamermaid 17

You should report them to management or HR and mention the words “sexual harassment lawsuit.”

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lovelyhippos 15

That's harassment and it's generally frowned upon in workplaces. You might want to look into filing a complaint or quit if management is allowing it to go on.

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Tristan Merson 6

you got to find the biggest guy in the office and In your house and then beat them up. prision rules.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Ladies and gentlemen, and variations thereupon, I give you Dr. Tobias Fünke, Analrapist.

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julfunky 29

Hey, you have someone waiting to love you at home. Can they all say the same thing? Screw them, kids will be kids.

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