By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
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You deserved it 5 558

Same thing different taste

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Aww.... Thats so cute, if not oddly disgusting.



Aww.... Thats so cute, if not oddly disgusting.

soccerpringles 0
Efeks 0

Cockblocked by a 5 year old :D

amandajlucas2015 2

Atleast ur bf tries to be romantic mine sucks at that kinda stuff.. It's just sex w him n it gets old really fast

Haha, why does nobody appreciate these funny little encounters? This is not an FML.

whatevaaaa 0

not time i saw a kid sucking on a condom, you find that funny? Its a bit funny, but more nasty imo..

What if the condom broke? Erm- I mean.... Look, she's blowing up condom balloons! Maybe she was trying to help them out by inflating them? Probably didn't know that's not how they work.

Hahahahah I'm sorry but it's really funny, poor little girl with the condom balloons hahah lol

As Mythbusters would say; highly implausible. What 5 yr old has the lungs to blow up balloons?

I don't like romantic very much either. Just some good old shaggin' :)

StealthStorm67 0

@11: What would be better? A bottle of Jack & Coke? At least the guy has some class, and didnt just tell her to come over for some casual sex.

#11: Yeah, I think you're the only one. The rest of us do enjoy a few nice things in this world of brutes... D:

This is awfully familar ...

Why, because it mentions rose petals? It's not at all the same.

youthink_fml 0

So he still lives with his parents? And you expected a romantic evening at his parents?

I think they're two young "lovers" in high school who aren't mature enough to be having sex anyway... ydi, in two weeks it'll be we broke up FML

jg600 0

Exactly what I was thinking. How romantic to have sex with his parents and little sister listening.

Veritas143 0
soccerpringles 0

#10: Uhm I don't think anyone has a right to say something like that..... Its not your decision or your consequences, so what would it matter to you that teenagers are living in the moment? You don't even know her situation. Me and my boyfriend have been together all through out high school had sex and everything and never once broke up once. p.s. If you have a child its natural to be worried for them... But leave the rest of the world alone. God Damn.

How come most of the shit FMLs happen in Texas?

perdix 29

Yep. Houston. Texas is the second most populous of the United States, and while we do have smart people here, it seems that we have more than our fair share of stupid ones. Bless their hearts. I think another factor that skews the stats to make Texas overrepresented in FML's is that Texans tend to be more open than most other Americans and they might be more willing to share their stupid-ass ****-ups rather than try to hide them. It's a fun place to live.

Nar it's generally retarded people in America :)

perdix 29

Poor kid. The lube usually tastes terrible. Blown- up condoms make even a well- endowed man feel small.