Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
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txgirl2013
| 14
Show your switch blade skills on his face.
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GhettoXmuffin
| 7
This is why I'm not having kids
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nubx
| 0
Haha looks like you won't be performing for a while
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Torva_fml
| 16
Of coarse he will.. Performers Gota perform.
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rahavan
| 15
FYL OP some kids are assholes but someday they'll meet karma. Anyway some chicks dig scars ;) so there is always an upside.
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coolboy675
| 16
I used to show off my switch blade skills, but then I took a rubber band to the face.
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kyarush
| 10
Should have rushed him with the knife screaming "is that funny!!!!????" and made him shit his pants.
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jennyvieve
| 8
I thought it said a kid threw a rubber at me lol
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SuperKnuckels
| 6
YDI, get a real job.
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theaws0m3guy
| 4
Was he a ginger?
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rahavan
| 15
73 where did that come from? I cannot see why you are so upset at this man for entertaining people with the gifts he has been given.
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NOTquiteRAMBO
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Justforlolz
| 14
What's so funny #1? I doubt you would chuckle and giggle in the same predicament. Don't believe me? Let's experiment!
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Alexunited1212
| 2
24- all these Skyrim jokes almost make you wish for a nuclear winter...
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imustbeinsane
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85- Unfortunately he appears to have Repressed Angry Nerd with a Superiority Complex Syndrome.
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ImFrackinBored
| 13
Switchblade or butterfly knife? I don't quite understand how you can perform skills with a switchblade as theres only a safety mech, a lock, and the button to release the spring... Either way it's never fun cutting into a finger :(
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EverdreamOfMe
| 24
Who says op is a guy?
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txgirl2013
| 14
Show your switch blade skills on his face.
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
"For my next performance I'll show you how to properly throw knives. I've got a special guest here with me..."
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racerapj
| 10
"Do you wanna know how I got these scars!"
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SHANK_a_F00
| 4
The last time I decided to show off my switchblade skills, I got a MOAB >_>
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thatonename
| 7
Mother of all bands?
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tc34
| 1
Haha yeah the kid deserves it
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
That kid is the most awesome shot ever.
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jackassiddy
| 8
I'm sure when the kid's mom told the father she finally got pregnant he said the same thing..
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
4, probably thinks that the rubber band was shot so well that when it hit OP, OP started bleeding profusely
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GhettoXmuffin
| 7
This is why I'm not having kids
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yumlicious
| 4
I'm pretty sure 1 person abstaining from parenthood will not cause extinction upon an entire race. But what do I do know?
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25shark
| 5
Of course it would!
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Lythiaren
| 8
#38, if you're so concerned, why don't you pick up #5's slack? I'm sure you'll have a ball.
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WordSmyth
| 2
7 billion... That's the world population. Pretty sure we could do without.
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starlitmuse7
| 0
Why? You know what a little shit you were? ;)
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Dflips
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Well you dont know how to spell haha
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sinking_fish
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Im pretty sure the world could deal with a couple less "ghetto muffins" in the world.
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yumlicious
| 4
We do not need any more "sinking fish" either.
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fricknugget
| 3
hahaha my friend told me he'd rather have aids than have kids
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failsammich
| 0
damn kids and their hippity hop and their rock music lol.
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brianjman14
| 22
Hey, don't diss rock! >:(
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fistnazal
| 10
Damn kids w they're books with faces own' 'em.. mah'spaces.. tweeter's and twahter's! Listenin' to little weezer's, whacker flacker's and wizard khalifer's! They stank and ah' hate 'em!
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rahavan
| 15
Why can't we all get along? beside it's those kids with that rap music that's the worse!
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instnt1nfction
| 17
Damn kids with their fuckity fucked comments
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NoNameAtAll_fml
| 1
Damn kids with their damn flying machines, glow boxes, and roller boards
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NeonBluee
| 8
28 - You shouldn't judge people by the genre of music they listen to. I'm a fan of rap and hip hop, doesn't make me a bad person. I'm actually really shy and do well in school. Don't judge a book by its cover, common sense.
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graham11
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28- I listen to rap and hip hop all the time but I'm still normal. Just because you listen to a genre of music doesn't make you the devil personified.
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elementalz
| 2
Sorry graham but no1 with that picture is normal
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1221jamw
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Sorry Elementalz, but anybody that fails to spell out "No one," isn't normal.
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ColtsDoug18
| 0
Now that's what I call a show, the audience must have been intrigued!
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
The injuring incident immensely intrigued the audience? Alliteration?
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brick_man33
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must have been a hell of a show.
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Znickanator
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You dont know who i am but i know where you live. By Dale Gribble.
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Heeeerroin
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The one eyed midget!
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jackassiddy
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It seems as though your ninja skills need a little work if a rubber band messed up your focus that badly..
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moosayztheduck
| 0
Agreed u might be at the level of nonja
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FYLDeep
| 25
At least he didn't shoot an arrow at your knee.
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brianjman14
| 22
Skyrim ftw.
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D37H100
| 5
I use to be an arrow, but then i took a Chuck Norris to the knee
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FYLDeep
| 25
I'm sorry, but I don't feel like you were taking me seriously. This is a real problem. A lot of people have been taking arrows to the knee lately.
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TheJashinist
| 8
I don't think the 'arrow to the knee' jokes are funny. At all.
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FYLDeep
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You think this is a joke? Have you no heart?
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heimdallr
| 14
I don't think the "Arrow to the knee" meme is even remotely funny, either.
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brianjman14
| 22
Shut up, Makarov! You killed Soap, you bastard! :P
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Wazilla
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I used to be an adventurous arrow but then i got stuck in a knee.
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antmanzero
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I used to be able to do switchblade tricks, but then I took a rubber band to the knee.
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CaptainTwiggy
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29 is just bitter after taking an arrow to the knee.