Transportation: Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't...

By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By littlemisstiny - 29/08/2009 08:48 - Ireland

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:10

you should have demanded $20 or however much dry cleaning costs. BAG --> OPEN --> VOMIT INSIDE IT. How hard could that be?

suxs4ulol 22

Sunday 4 December 2011 2:09

some people get motion sickdumbass

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PleaseSayTheBaby 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:31

Return the favor, whip it out and piss on her. :)

whatmarielsaid 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:31

holyshet that must suck. :|

alexgisforme3 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:33

im sorry, that mustve been horrible for the both of you. poor woman :(. ive felt sick on planes before myself. couldnt you change clothes?

Phlecks 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:34

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BethanyKimberly 4

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:34

im sure you can get a refund for the flight or something

Csnyd2008 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:40

Was she trying to see how far away she could be from the bag? What a moron, mouth inside bag. Go Now

aksldl 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:42

Pretty hard to miss.. Perhaps she just really didn't like you and wanted to express it subtly.

Kamazar 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:44

I take it she wasn't the most skilled at sports during high school.

littlemisslee 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:46

How many times do I have to say IM SORRY! Jk... It wasn't me. Thank god.

fylbitches 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:51

i hope you puked back at her.

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