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Elmo-blocked

By Kyle - 01/08/2022 22:00

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Today, my girlfriend was finally in the mood, when all of a sudden I start hearing loud demands for Elmo. By the time I got the movie started for my son, my girlfriend was completely asleep, in her négligée. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 1 August 2022 22:25

Your priorities are screwed up. Your kid is going to become a tyrant! You should have had sex with your girlfriend first, THEN, go start the movie for the kid. He'll have no impulse control if he can't wait the 45-60 seconds it takes for you to have sex.

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Sunday 14 August 2022 4:11

So? Wake her up and try again LOL

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 1 August 2022 22:25

Your priorities are screwed up. Your kid is going to become a tyrant! You should have had sex with your girlfriend first, THEN, go start the movie for the kid. He'll have no impulse control if he can't wait the 45-60 seconds it takes for you to have sex.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Sunday 14 August 2022 4:11

So? Wake her up and try again LOL

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