Elmo-blocked

By Kyle - 01/08/2022 22:00

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Today, my girlfriend was finally in the mood, when all of a sudden I start hearing loud demands for Elmo. By the time I got the movie started for my son, my girlfriend was completely asleep, in her négligée. FML
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Your priorities are screwed up. Your kid is going to become a tyrant! You should have had sex with your girlfriend first, THEN, go start the movie for the kid. He'll have no impulse control if he can't wait the 45-60 seconds it takes for you to have sex.

So? Wake her up and try again LOL

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Your priorities are screwed up. Your kid is going to become a tyrant! You should have had sex with your girlfriend first, THEN, go start the movie for the kid. He'll have no impulse control if he can't wait the 45-60 seconds it takes for you to have sex.

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Sounds like you have her right where you want her...

So? Wake her up and try again LOL