By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
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its like a chain reaction of fml moments.

What a coincidence I'm on a flight right now...but even if the hot guy next to me wanted to move, he couldn't, it's full!


its like a chain reaction of fml moments.

gurly98 13


roguewave 1

That's what I was thinking. It just gets worse and worse

What a coincidence I'm on a flight right now...but even if the hot guy next to me wanted to move, he couldn't, it's full!

Enjoy your flight.

Redox127 7

Hopefully he didn't happen to look over as you were typing that!

51-Why? He may be flattered and start up a conversation then BAM, it's love.

Love at first flight?

jkozzy 8

That's just an asshole move on her to move like that, fyl OP.

Women's intuition; she somehow knew he was going to hurl.

Doesn't make her an asshole. She could have felt uncomfortable getting hit on.

I understand what she did. I don't think anyone would enjoy sitting next to someone who's hitting on them. I mean, I'm pretty socially awkward and I would move, but be polite. Not really her fault.

Especially if its a long flight.

Airman1988 9

Your dad just has more game than you

Wouldn't it be a bit awkward to make a move with your dad right there?

yeanoshit 7

Some people are that desperate...

... Or, Some people are that comfortable with their dads.

Or, some people don't really care what their parents think.

TheVelocirabbit 10

Or some people never make a move. Tell me if I'm wrong, but I don't see any evidence of him hitting on her.

dankpotatoes 2

Don't worry. Most girls find puke very attractive.

yeanoshit 7

Only the chunky kind though.

Yes. I have an orgasm just thinking about it.

yeanoshit 7

Thought so ^_^

zingline89 18

Wait...girls have orgasms too???

Yes, sometimes more than one too

I must research this.

8: That was on a show called 1000 ways to die. The girl orgasmed when guys puked on her. One day, a big chunk somehow made its way in her mouth & it got stuck in her throat.

dankpotatoes 2

What the hell. That's just insane^

ryry013 6


lalalanono 8

It's possible she found it a little creepy that you chose to sit by her and not your dad.

Sometimes you don't get the same seats, even with a family. Or he could have chosen to move, too. We don't know.

It's okay OP she wasn't good enough for you anyways.

fj19 9

Lucky move on her part. Sorry or the circumstances. :(

Aug1508 9

Lucky girl!!! She escaped while she could!!! Sorry Op FYL!!

Bonzer 2

Why are you sorry?

43, maybe because she feels bad for OP?

Or maybe because they puked?

Now that's just mean