Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
Y'all better run
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Today, my short-tempered, alcoholic boyfriend proudly showed me the rifle he bought. This guy regularly swears at his own sneezes and often flies into fits of rage because it's hard to get his shoe on. Time to move out. FML
Wrap it up
Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
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TheCRBrown 8
Good luck!
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
I would sleep with one eye open and a knife under your pillow. Just in case.
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jefffluffingham 5
run away in 10 seconds flat!
ScuseMePrincess 2
Good for your roommate. The UK's gun laws are unfair, but at least she's making the best of it. OP, I would seriously like to know your evidence for her being a "violent" individual. If anything, her having a gun, even a bolt-action, makes you safer from burglars.
psuedodragon 23
I agree; where's the proof? I had a friend growing up that people tended to label "violent"... in reality she was just super into hunting and when she became of age she got herself several guns (I don't know what kind). I always thought she was a responsible person so just because you *think* your housemate is "violent" doesn't mean they are stupid/crazy/psychotic/reckless... actually, it should be harder to get your gun license if you are stupid/crazy/reckless...
DrewsFML 8
Actually "super into hunting" equals "violent". Enjoying watching helpless animals writhe in pain until - hopefully - they bleed out is deadly violent, not to mention taking no pain in skinning the warm bloody flesh from their bodies soon after. Any psychologist will tell you that enjoying the torture of animals for fun is the first sign of a budding psychopath. OP, get the hell out and don't look back.
ryanriola 0
156 you are DUMBASS
DomoLaDii 8
suckz for u lmao....,n gud luck with that!
twofirstnames 12
It's gonna suck when it's her time of the month I deffinently wouldn't want to piss her off..
Grayfoxx 5
that sucks she has to wait to get a license first.
frankwolf86 0
those r good against the undead
The_creator_fml 2
To the people saying get a bullet proof vest, what if she shoots her in the head?
lolitroll_fml 0
Kill her on tuesday?
jsteury 0
What's the bog deal my wife and I both hunt we have shotguns and rifles
rAnDomDiNoSaWr 0
Well...you have fun with that.... O.o