Help.
United Kingdom
Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
Y'all better run
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
guns save lives, so does gun safety
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML
HelpMe1
Jakarta, Indonesia
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
dead man walking?
United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Munch
Mordialloc, Australia
Today, my short-tempered, alcoholic boyfriend proudly showed me the rifle he bought. This guy regularly swears at his own sneezes and often flies into fits of rage because it's hard to get his shoe on. Time to move out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wrap it up
Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Notre_Dame_714
United States
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
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TheCRBrown 8
Good luck!
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
I would sleep with one eye open and a knife under your pillow. Just in case.
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Comments (170)
commissargrognak 5
Typical anti-gun leftist idiocy from the op and most comments. Also, a vest will NOT stop a true rifle round.... .303, .30-06, 7.62x54R, 8mm, 7.7, .30....anything that is accurate at over 300 yards without losing it's "punch" (not 5.56 or 7.62x39) will go right through a bullet proof vest
AmericanGal21 11
My point exactly. The fact that someone has a gun doesn't make them a violent sniper preying on innocent people from the apartment window...
THE_A_TEEN 28
So, she is a typical anti-gun leftist idiot just because she (still wrong) afraid of her life? I'm pro-gun but, Sorry, but you sound like a stereotypicaly rightwing religious gun crazy who think's anyone disagreeing woth anything involving with a gun is immediately an anti-gun leftist idiot. Let me guess, still believe the 2nd amendment give's you the right to own projectile weapons?
missbadluk 0
YDI Move the hell out!
fukyocouch 4
get the *** out of there
HurleyCarlton 0
Guns are useless without a firing pin...... Take it out while she is away or sleeping and she'll never know why it doesn't fire.
The__Redneck 7
Yeah, vandalize something that's not yours--that'll show 'er!
substantialHack 0
Bolt action means she can only fire 1 round about every 2 seconds.
ZielZone 4
Oh so violent huh?? Or are you just a pacifist??
lena6310 0
Don't piss her off!
Pslcybn5 7
Time to move OP
pilot617 0
Your dead hahah
sweettpie129 11
You should get a pocket knife they can really come in handy at moments