Help.
United Kingdom
Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
Y'all better run
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
guns save lives, so does gun safety
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML
HelpMe1
Jakarta, Indonesia
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
dead man walking?
United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Munch
Mordialloc, Australia
Today, my short-tempered, alcoholic boyfriend proudly showed me the rifle he bought. This guy regularly swears at his own sneezes and often flies into fits of rage because it's hard to get his shoe on. Time to move out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wrap it up
Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Notre_Dame_714
United States
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Top comments
TheCRBrown 8
Good luck!
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
I would sleep with one eye open and a knife under your pillow. Just in case.
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Comments (170)
DDpandaz 0
Go get an automatic on Tuesday
WolfAttac 0
Lol number 83 is black marketing
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's called supply and demand. But thank's, want one...
InjuryMagnet 9
Get a bulletproof jacket. Or giant furnace plate like Marty Mcfly. Or whatever the hell it was. Eh, if you can't get either, You should move. Definitely. xD
pfizzle16 0
Shoot her
thirteendgk 1
have fun ?
yoshivar2002 0
You can't hunt in the kitchen.
JokinglySerious 0
Since when can girls have guns?
smartman136 8
Why are people afraud of guns? If shes just violent i doubt she will shoot you " just because". You will survive. Trust me. I currently have 3 guns, 2 bows, a crossbow and 40 knives in my room within reach. I also listen to a lot of death metal and ive been in tons of mosh pits and an insane ammount of fights. Does this make me violent? Shut up and deal with it and stop whining because yoir scared.
AmericanGal21 11
Why is this an FML...if it were like "she told me she wants to kill me" I'd understand that...
MEXIKANO 0
And that's y I sleep with a knife