By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
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pastel_fml 18
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This is why you go through gun safety first.

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Okamigurl 16
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A foot is better than getting it in the ass any day in my book..

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Okamigurl 16
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A foot is better than getting it in the ass any day in my book..

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Raxy_fml 18
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And a bullet in your ass is better than a bullet to the head. What's your point? just telling OP worse could've happened?

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Iwannarock1 19
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Did you shoot her back?

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Mike3399 13
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Thinking it just meant as a joke 11

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larrena2377 26
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Or to your private parts...ow..

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gatorclay97 28
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Are those the only two options...?

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VitalDistance 14
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Hey Family bonding am I right?

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pastel_fml 18
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This is why you go through gun safety first.

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xlord 27
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Now we just need to make the American police go through gun safety. (Sorry in advance, I couldn't help myself)

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davidpropert 32
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Not all cops are incompetent rascists. The few who are give the majority of cops a bad name (assuming youre referencing the recent occurences of white cops shooting unarmed black men)

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soulreaper12296 28
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If they were going to a gun range they've probably already gone through gun safety. Just because you know how to be safe doesn't mean accidents can't happen.

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FragrantSalmon 12
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Why are we discussing about cops now? Go to reddit if you wanna bring up different subjects that are not related to the story.

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noberg 14
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Gotta watch out for them mamas!

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darknut79 17
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Whenever anyone says "'merica" their opinion is instantly null and void

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604 11
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Well then it's a good thing I said "'murica" isn't it?

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gracehi 31
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What's wrong with being right-wing and toting guns? If being a right-wing gun toter is wrong, then I don't wanna be right! ... Or left.

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xKrisSmoove 21
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She was trying to catch a wabbit by your foot, did you go and see the Doc?

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lexiieeex3 32
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Well isn't that telling...

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Ben12345_fml 18
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I need more backstory

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angiee_baybee 15
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I guess that's pay back for the pain she felt during your birth. (Not meant as an insult)

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thelegendarycarl 12
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OP's mom could have had a c-section.

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EbyKat 16
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C-sections hurt like a b*tch after the fact. They cut through your stomach muscles to get to the baby and that can take longer to heal. Plus you are healing with a newborn needing all your attention so unless you have a strong network of people helping you out it is a trial to say the least.

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ThanksGenetics 5
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You do realize that when a mother gives birth it's not the child's fault she endures pain. She knew of the repercussions of getting pregnant. You simply can't use that as an excuse

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