Guns don't kill people, rappers do

By guns save lives, so does gun safety - 03/02/2023 10:00

Today, my girlfriend called me an "obsessive weirdo" for always checking the chamber on my handgun whenever I pick it up. The last time I let her touch it, she mishandled it and shot a hole in the floor. Glad she's learned her lesson. FML
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Same thing different taste

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buddy, you should get away from her before she accidentally blows someones brains out with your gun. and/or get rid of your gun, unless you actually have a valid reason why you need it.

A line from a Stephen King novella describes the perfect attitude to take involving firearms: "My dad would tell me to treat every gun as though the moment you take your eyes off of it, it loads itself."

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buddy, you should get away from her before she accidentally blows someones brains out with your gun. and/or get rid of your gun, unless you actually have a valid reason why you need it.

A line from a Stephen King novella describes the perfect attitude to take involving firearms: "My dad would tell me to treat every gun as though the moment you take your eyes off of it, it loads itself."

Maybe "paranoid weirdo" might be a better fit.

Keep her away from firearms, yours, or any others.

And that’s the reason why we don’t need guns in a home.

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No more guns for her I hope! Maybe an actual gun safety certification course. A long one. And maybe some introductions to gunshot victims and gruesome pictures as well. And get a bulletproof vest when you go shooting?