By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
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kyuubi1 14
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yea the acne in her womb

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llamarrama01 21

Maybe it's time to have a certain talk with her.

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kyuubi1 14
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yea the acne in her womb

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Helpfulman 17
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It does help regulate hormones but it wouldn't really affect acne that much...

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SirAnon 13

84, you might be confusing the morning after pill with birth control.

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BlockOfRedStone 25

Maybe the daughter mixed up Morning After pills with Birth Control pills? Maybe she heard that Birth Control prevents acne, and assumed that all pregnancy preventing pills get rid of acne? This needs a follow up

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Helpfulman 17
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Sorry about that, yes, I did get birth control and the morning after pill mixed up.

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llamarrama01 21

Maybe it's time to have a certain talk with her.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37
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It appears a little late for that.

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CoolCookie210 22
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Plot twist: it's actually for her acne

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euphoricness 28

Plot twist: the acne is on her belly making her look pregnant!

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okaydisarray 17
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50, if she's far enough along to look pregnant, it's way too late for the morning after pill...

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Googolman 29
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Plot twist: 42 and 50 are trolls.

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Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ 13
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Why is everybody down thumbing #49 /#50? Have a sense of humour, they were mere jokes.

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toowie_fml 20

I really hope she meant birth control, but I doubt that's the case. Good luck OP

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Nickb55 16

I don't think you're fully grasping the concept of this FML.

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ostfaiz 18

morning after pills are actually emergency contraceptives!

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tournamentdecide 33
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I don't think you're grasping the concept of this comment. I think she meant she hopes OP's daughter meant she wanted normal birth control for her acne instead of morning after.

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Almost_Positive 18
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Birth control helps with acne. I have a friend that takes it for that purpose and that purpose only

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toowie_fml 20

Yes #47 that's exactly what I meant

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ostfaiz 18

Speak up..One2One

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blushingrose 3
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You can actually use it for acne...

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vegetaftw 28
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That's the contraceptive pill, not the morning after.

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Akouseur 7
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No you can't. You aren't supposed to take the morning after pill on a regular basis. That's why it's called EMERGENCY contraceptive.

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CA4495 17
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I am just going to take a wild guess and say she's lying it being for her acne.

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JMichael 25

That or she truly believes it'll help with her acne. Kids these days don't have a lot of knowledge on those kinds of things.

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cocacola999 27
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My best friend in high school used to have a bad problem with acne. The idiotic things she tried, just because someone anonymous in an online forum recommended it...

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princesspeachxox 18
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I agree #8 I think she may have mistakenly thought morning after pill is the same as birth control which actually helps with acne... Maybe :p

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BadApple88 29
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Obviously she thinks you were born yesterday

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martin8337 35

But I'll bet you've been in town all day today.

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sarah5745 41
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She could actually think that it could help her acne, but I'm doubting it

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martin8337 35

The pimple in her womb.

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Stazza11 27
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Hey #13 great job copying #1, come up with something original next time....

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martin8337 35

OOOOOO , #24, I'm shaking in my boots , you got me running scared.

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drivingmissdaisy 13
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@33 that didn't even make any sense to say that. It's not like he threatened you.

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martin8337 35

Ever hear of sarcasm?

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atav 17

@81 Yeah, something you obviously don't know much about.

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Blahblahrasputin 3
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If there's anything in her uterus other than sperm, it's too late for the morning after pill.

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klenorris 15
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lay the smack down on her.....

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littleteapot 21

I bet you'd be an amazing parent.

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2i1337i2iscore 13
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Well, for all our sake, hopefully you got it for her.

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