Health: Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly...

By EpicFail - 11/01/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:59 - United States

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say, "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

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By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 16:32 - Russian Federation

Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By sad45 - 15/03/2009 05:09 - Canada

Today, I was shopping with my friends and I got asked by a man if I could be in one of his commercials. I obviously said yes without thinking twice. I then found out that he wanted me to be the before picture for an acne control moisturizer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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Weird compliment, but OK

By prettyconstipated - 09/03/2021 14:02

Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

Friday 3 September 2010 11:48

if you are a woman, hit her. If you are a man and pro gender equality, hit her. If you are a man and a sexist, swear at her.

theprey 0

Friday 8 October 2010 1:26

tell her if she shuts the **** up right now it will get rid of her black eye.

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jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:45

Ask her why you would do that when obviously semen worked so well for her.

AreYouSure_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:31

Wow what a bitch. The best thing to say would be 'And MY product would rid you of your ugliness. Oh wait, nothing can do that!'

retoxified 0

Friday 27 March 2009 5:12

try showering and not rubbing your face with dirt...

lxclark 17

Tuesday 30 March 2010 9:14

Acne can't be controlled for some people. I've used every product under the sun and the only thing that's worked is prescribed medication.

butter_flew 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 15:50

annoying... ;z

irawk 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:34

happened to me once though I actually bought the product. In fact, I welcome more acne on my face using that product!! fml

StylishEvil 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:11

Oh, that sucks :( I can't stand those people in malls!

epicfail13337 4

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:29

I can't stand those kind of people. I just look the other way or pretend to be on the phone.

jasonsaied 1

Saturday 16 January 2010 4:06

um why is that embarrassing? everybody can kinda see it anyway

prettybrwneyes16 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:54

this lady did the same thing to me once ... it's so humiliating ! fhl for being an annoying bitch

xSPiDERPiGx 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:51

BUT IT WILL GET RID OF YOUR ACNE . UR ACNE acneacneacne . Acne. EpicFail. HAS ACNE. get over it.

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Same thing different taste

Weird compliment, but OK

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