Disappointed
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
EpicFail
United States
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
marbles
Late bloomer
Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML
nybaby
United States
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
Anonymous
Don't worry dad
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
918boyz
United States
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
CaityLovesBo
United States
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
unappreciated husband
Pullman, United States
PMS
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
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kyuubi1 14
yea the acne in her womb
llamarrama01 21
Maybe it's time to have a certain talk with her.
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ByeTech 10
Never ever make your child feel weird about sex! Teenagers WILL have sex at some point and if you weird them out too much, they'll be too ashamed to come to you when they have questions about contraception. This is how teeangers end up as parents. I never had sex ed in school, I'm 21 and don't know how to put condoms on a penis - thank god most of partners so far knew. The sex talk is awkward but you know what's worse? A 15 year old pregnant daughter.
dolphinlvr7 24
Birth control pills can actually help acne a lot, but that's probably not why she wanted u to buy it
cassm 7
She's obviously not having safe sex. wrap it before you tap it. Or at least get her on the pill. You can't stop her from sex but you can make sure she doesn't have a tough road ahead having a baby in her teens.
T1A2Z3 35
Well at least she's being a bit responsible. Definitely get it for her unless you want grandkids...