By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 448
You deserved it 3 934

Same thing different taste

Top comments

princessbeee 4

little kids are brutally honest and very very loud.

Kids say the darndest things and we really shouldn't pay any mind to it. There are plenty of acne medications you can look into btw OP.


well looks like we have another UGLY situation

Aww op, she didn't know! i think it's cute(: You already knew you had acne, so lighten up and be glad you have a face! :P

turtlemansam 6

Why did mine get denide?!? Today, me and my husband were thinking of baby names. He told me if we named a baby a beautiful name, it will grow up to be beautiful. He wanted to name him bacon. He was serious. FML

TenderizeMe 0

Because the FML community does not support homosexuals.

sugarr0babby0 0

44- A) It is fake, how can you have a husband when you are male too? Unless you're gay; which wouldn't work either because "having a baby" It's not humanly possible for males.. B) It's not funny one bit. In other words, It sucks.

DudeImBetter 0

44 I know why your fml got rejected. it's cause it's fake and gay. did you seriously think that was a funny fml cause I doubt anyone thinks it's funny.

At least she didn't say anything about the mosquito bites on your chest!

rfngxhhshi 0

but honestly, OP needs to learn that sometimes potatoes ate not mashed.

darlinqqbella 0

That's only been said about 85 times. But you can get away with anything.

princessbeee 4

little kids are brutally honest and very very loud.

unless the kid had an "asshole quota" to fill that day and was running out of time. but either is good. (;

My little brother said the same thing to me a few years ago... But I've since mostly solved that problem :) OP, proactiv works miracles. I absolutely love it and I totally recommend it

cwhitney11 4

hahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaa pimple

in bed (I know it's an old joke but I had to do it)

gross, apply some apricot face wash scrubs!!

sportygirly1234 0

*microscopically I mean but when you are older it will show up worse

Kids say the darndest things and we really shouldn't pay any mind to it. There are plenty of acne medications you can look into btw OP.

wwerulez14 6

Yeah very true. If the acne bothers you that much, get something for it. Plenty of things out there.

whatyotalkinbout 0

you can stop new acne forming, but the old acne takes years to heal

34 that's pretty much exactly what I was going to say, although I wasn't going to be as polite ^^

Most of the time severe acne can't be fixed with acne medication. It's usually just a hormone thing or stress related. Or both. It'd be nice if getting rid of acne was as simple as 'getting medication for it.'


Yeah the African swarming mosquitos are know to swarm and attack on first sight of a suitable prey.

Hahahahahaha. That's funny. (: Kids are cute.

stfuscrub420 0

I hate kids. Except for my future kids.

Ignorance, I've had kids insult me and my appearance and I still thought it was cute. Hell you've insulted me quite a few times, kiddo! (:

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Figures you wouldn't like kids, Ignorance.

FFML_314 11

Kids are *****? Does that work both ways?

no but older is wiser just look at jedi master yoda

Ignorance, older by what? 6 months? Hahaha

Better mosquito bites than acne. I say: thank the kid for this brilliant idea and stick to the "they're just mosquito bites" story for the rest of your (acne)life!

Haha! This also happened to me with one of the kids my mom babysat! He asked me what those red dots were on my face, knowing he wouldn't understand what acne was I just told him they were owies. He just said, "oh" and went back to the book we were looking at. I also thought that owies was a better term! I mean at least the kid thought you had mosquito bites and didn't know what they really were! Plus she was just curious and concerned. Nothing to be too ashamed about op!

You should have said back, "That's not mosquito bites, it's a flesh-eating virus, so back it up!!"

Yes.... because I'm sure the kid would understand that o.O

I'd explain it and scare the shit out of the kid. hahahhaha