FML : Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got...

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Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CaityLovesBo / Sunday 5 February 2012 18:49 / United States

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By KeannaLove | 32

#3997770 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:44

That's favoritism at it's best.

By erl1996_fml | 6

#3997820 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:48

What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right back................no, no you cannot..

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By KeannaLove | 32

#3997770 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:44

That's favoritism at it's best.

Ali_Br_fml | 33

#3997797 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:46

I know right? Acne medicine isn't cheap. Op is Definitely the favorite... lol

pinkcrayola | 0

#3997849 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:50

5 is right A candy bar costs like a dollar but acne medicine adds up

traze | 7

#3997853 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:50

Is that a patriots shirt?!

KeannaLove | 32

#3997865 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:53

It is a patriots shirt.

traze | 7

#3997902 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:56

Damn you girl, damn you. GIANTS ALL THE WAY!!!!

The_Tool1 | 13

#3997993 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:16

Who are the patriots?

ZombieLoveA | 0

#3998063 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:33

Yeah... But OP said the brothers got candy AND A MOVIE.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3998077 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:36

#33, that's an alternate name used to call the original 13 colonies. Now you know...

The_Tool1 | 13

#3998082 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:38

Thank you sir, it's appreciated.

traze | 7

#3998147 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:47

You sir are pied. A bid a good nightfall to you.

traze | 7

#3998183 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:59

One last thing to #1, you can go burn that pats shirt they lost :P, GIANTS WON!! hehe. Now I bid you a enjoyable evening.

The_Tool1 | 13

#3998245 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:14

Share a cookie with me?

MrSassypants | 31

#3998346 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:38

Cue boring flame war in 3... 2...

desireev | 17

#3998929 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:40

Keanna- Girl.. We lost! :'(
But it's okay! There's a reason our Pats go to the SuperBowl more often than most! There's always next year! :)
GO PATRIOTS!!

EvilPotato | 14

#3998937 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:41

1... Blastoff?

The_Tool1 | 13

#3998952 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:43

Desireev- you look like my future ex-wife. Just saying

MrSassypants | 31

#3999000 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:53

70 Yes it is blasting of and looks like someone put a steering wheel in the rocket ship because this flame war is going in different directions.

The_Tool1 | 13

#3999005 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:55

78- what the hell are you talking about?

MrSassypants | 31

#3999027 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:59

79 It was a metaphor comparing this somewhat flame war to a rocket ship with a steering wheel saying it is somewhat taking off but is going in different directions because this "converstion" is about people looking like someone's ex-wife, football, and all that stuff. Even this silly thing right here is a stupid addition to this flame war.

The_Tool1 | 13

#3999160 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:24

Oh ok, I see.

jadieegurl17 | 0

#4000554 - Monday 6 February 2012 13:42

Lmao

EpixFai1 | 0

#4004704 - Tuesday 7 February 2012 14:51

True story all the candies doing is getting u fatter acne medicine is making u better looking

By omfg_creepers | 8

#3997779 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:44

Only mothers know the best!

Oasispetro1 | 4

#3997964 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:08

whats the problem if u actually need it its good

MrSassypants | 31

#3999062 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:06

I am not a big fan of grammar Nazis but can someone please correct 25's comment so it can be read properly.

hotPinklipstick | 24

#3999092 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:12

What's the problem? If you actually need the medicine then she did a good thing.

SoccerGod234 | 0

#3999440 - Monday 6 February 2012 6:37

Hey, on the bright side, your *treat* probably costed more than the candy and movie. So I guess you can call yourself mommy's favourite.

By tellithowitis | 13

#3997784 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:45

Take the hint.

hahaha1699 | 0

#3997826 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:48

lifeguardd | 0

#3999973 - Monday 6 February 2012 9:29

For real, I wouldn't be mad for that, I rather fix myself first then enjoy myself.

By snowmount07 | 6

#3997789 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:45

And I got fruit snacks

By DontClickOnMe | 28

#3997805 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:47

Aww, that's not fair. But don't worry. Hopefully in a few years it'll get better. You should steal one of your brother's candy!

thatguy303 | 5

#3997834 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:49

Dude I was looking at your pic and I just imagine him telling op that XD

The_Tool1 | 13

#3997999 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:17

Is it just me, or is this guys picture smokin hot?

jtthegr8 | 26

#3998108 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:42

Its just you

DontClickOnMe | 28

#3998130 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:45

I thought my picture was smoking hot... Am I wrong?

The_Tool1 | 13

#3998138 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:47

It's pretty much as hot as it comes. That's why I clicked on you

DontClickOnMe | 28

#3998181 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:59

Yeah, I bet that's the major reason why so many people click on me.

WaSiSimiLang | 8

#3998275 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:19

So you should change it from " what did I say " to " am I really that smoking hot"

DontClickOnMe | 28

#3998960 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:47

64 - I should, shouldn't I? Thanks for the tip. Here's a cookie :)

The_Tool1 | 13

#3998980 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:50

Can I have the cookie? I'm kind of a fatass

DontClickOnMe | 28

#3999025 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:59

Yes, you can. Only because you said I'm smoking hot ;)

By Discombobulated9 | 12

#3997810 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:47

Oh, would you rather your mother did nothing and just allowed your acne run wildly out of control? Your mother cares a lot and you'll be very grateful about it when you're older :)

EddiE_CN | 8

#3997967 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:09

Ungrateful kid.

TheiMightyKhaL | 2

#3998982 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:50

Yeah you mom cares about you! She's making you look better and letting your brothers get fat off of candy.

By bitchesbcrazy | 0

#3997812 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:47

Well i think she may be trying to tell you two things:
1. She likes you the least
2. You have really bad acne

AlaskaKid95 | 7

#3997974 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:10

What?!
Really?

piccalo | 4

#3999111 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:15

OH YEAH

ALpein | 0

#4000458 - Monday 6 February 2012 13:08

People of FML, do not fear. Captain Obvious is here; to enrich your knowledge of things already known.

bms1996 | 12

#4002168 - Monday 6 February 2012 23:57

OP's mom obviously loves her the most since she wants to help get rid of the acne and gives her brothers candy to get fat.

By erl1996_fml | 6

#3997820 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:48

What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right back................no, no you cannot..

By iAmScrubs | 19

#3997839 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:49

She pores out all her love to your brothers. It's pretty clear who her favorite children are.

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3998142 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:47

She pours out her love to the brothers
And loves to out her daughter's pores
(misspellings, sometimes there're coincidental)

pinecone1414 | 6

#3998293 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:24

(Puns, usually they are planned)

iAmScrubs | 19

#3998921 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:39

Pinecone is correct. There's really no need to thumb down bizarre_ftw, though. She just didn't recognize the pun, which is something I've been guilty of before as well. :-)