Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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KeannaLove
| 32
That's favoritism at it's best.
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erl1996_fml
| 6
What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right back................no, no you cannot..
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KeannaLove
| 32
That's favoritism at it's best.
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
I know right? Acne medicine isn't cheap. Op is Definitely the favorite... lol
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pinkcrayola
| 0
5 is right A candy bar costs like a dollar but acne medicine adds up
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traze
| 7
Is that a patriots shirt?!
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KeannaLove
| 32
It is a patriots shirt.
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traze
| 7
Damn you girl, damn you. GIANTS ALL THE WAY!!!!
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The_Tool1
| 13
Who are the patriots?
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ZombieLoveA
| 0
Yeah... But OP said the brothers got candy AND A MOVIE.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
#33, that's an alternate name used to call the original 13 colonies. Now you know...
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The_Tool1
| 13
Thank you sir, it's appreciated.
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traze
| 7
You sir are pied. A bid a good nightfall to you.
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traze
| 7
One last thing to #1, you can go burn that pats shirt they lost :P, GIANTS WON!! hehe. Now I bid you a enjoyable evening.
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The_Tool1
| 13
Share a cookie with me?
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MrSassypants
| 32
Cue boring flame war in 3... 2...
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desireev
| 17
Keanna- Girl.. We lost! :'(
But it's okay! There's a reason our Pats go to the SuperBowl more often than most! There's always next year! :)
GO PATRIOTS!!
But it's okay! There's a reason our Pats go to the SuperBowl more often than most! There's always next year! :)
GO PATRIOTS!!
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EvilPotato
| 14
1... Blastoff?
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The_Tool1
| 13
Desireev- you look like my future ex-wife. Just saying
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MrSassypants
| 32
70 Yes it is blasting of and looks like someone put a steering wheel in the rocket ship because this flame war is going in different directions.
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The_Tool1
| 13
78- what the hell are you talking about?
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MrSassypants
| 32
79 It was a metaphor comparing this somewhat flame war to a rocket ship with a steering wheel saying it is somewhat taking off but is going in different directions because this "converstion" is about people looking like someone's ex-wife, football, and all that stuff. Even this silly thing right here is a stupid addition to this flame war.
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The_Tool1
| 13
Oh ok, I see.
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jadieegurl17
| 0
Lmao
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EpixFai1
| 0
True story all the candies doing is getting u fatter acne medicine is making u better looking
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omfg_creepers
| 8
Only mothers know the best!
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Oasispetro1
| 4
whats the problem if u actually need it its good
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MrSassypants
| 32
I am not a big fan of grammar Nazis but can someone please correct 25's comment so it can be read properly.
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hotPinklipstick
| 24
What's the problem? If you actually need the medicine then she did a good thing.
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SoccerGod234
| 0
Hey, on the bright side, your *treat* probably costed more than the candy and movie. So I guess you can call yourself mommy's favourite.
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tellithowitis
| 13
Take the hint.
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hahaha1699
| 0
ik
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lifeguardd
| 0
For real, I wouldn't be mad for that, I rather fix myself first then enjoy myself.
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snowmount07
| 6
And I got fruit snacks
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Aww, that's not fair. But don't worry. Hopefully in a few years it'll get better. You should steal one of your brother's candy!
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thatguy303
| 5
Dude I was looking at your pic and I just imagine him telling op that XD
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The_Tool1
| 13
Is it just me, or is this guys picture smokin hot?
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jtthegr8
| 26
Its just you
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
I thought my picture was smoking hot... Am I wrong?
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The_Tool1
| 13
It's pretty much as hot as it comes. That's why I clicked on you
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Yeah, I bet that's the major reason why so many people click on me.
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WaSiSimiLang
| 8
So you should change it from " what did I say " to " am I really that smoking hot"
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
64 - I should, shouldn't I? Thanks for the tip. Here's a cookie :)
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The_Tool1
| 13
Can I have the cookie? I'm kind of a fatass
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Yes, you can. Only because you said I'm smoking hot ;)
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Discombobulated9
| 12
Oh, would you rather your mother did nothing and just allowed your acne run wildly out of control? Your mother cares a lot and you'll be very grateful about it when you're older :)
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EddiE_CN
| 8
Ungrateful kid.
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TheiMightyKhaL
| 2
Yeah you mom cares about you! She's making you look better and letting your brothers get fat off of candy.
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bitchesbcrazy
| 0
Well i think she may be trying to tell you two things:
1. She likes you the least
2. You have really bad acne
1. She likes you the least
2. You have really bad acne
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AlaskaKid95
| 7
What?!
Really?
Really?
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piccalo
| 4
OH YEAH
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ALpein
| 0
People of FML, do not fear. Captain Obvious is here; to enrich your knowledge of things already known.
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bms1996
| 12
OP's mom obviously loves her the most since she wants to help get rid of the acne and gives her brothers candy to get fat.
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erl1996_fml
| 6
What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right back................no, no you cannot..
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iAmScrubs
| 19
She pores out all her love to your brothers. It's pretty clear who her favorite children are.
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
She pours out her love to the brothers
And loves to out her daughter's pores
(misspellings, sometimes there're coincidental)
And loves to out her daughter's pores
(misspellings, sometimes there're coincidental)
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pinecone1414
| 6
(Puns, usually they are planned)
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iAmScrubs
| 19
Pinecone is correct. There's really no need to thumb down bizarre_ftw, though. She just didn't recognize the pun, which is something I've been guilty of before as well. :-)
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21jason
| 9
Hey look at it this way your present costed more.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
I think a movie cost more than acne medication.
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21jason
| 9
Depends on the movie and the medication
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
The past tense of cost is still cost. "Costed" means to calculate the cost, past tense.