By douglas - 17/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML
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that's so cute! haha awww :)

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wow I would be worried about what's going to happen in 15 years then

triceratops + horny = pornstar daughter!

Let me guess, you got her a dinosaur depicting explicit details to teach her about her no-no places?

haha right now the ydi is 69 even though it'll go up I thought it was a coincidence :)

Mwahahaha I'm finally in the top 5! suck it losers!

Ke$ha? i blame her for your horny d-i-n-o-saur.

and I named my squirtle penis (Y)

Maybe she was reffering to the fact that the dinosaur has a big horn?

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Barney's brother, or is it just me? It's probably just me.

-93 I'm sorry to inform, but, yes it was just you.

Bring your daughter to south carolina, where we show our support for college football by wearing shirts with COCKS written across the chest. Horny would be welcome here.

100- Does that make me unique or a loner?

-103 depends, do you play WoW or not?

106- I'm just guessing here, but I'll say no.

I bet she likes to play with her stuff animal alot.

-108 Congrats your unique :D but probably sick minded, why you son of a....

that's so cute! haha awww :)

hopefully it had horns. lol.

I agree, cute not FML.. Tell her future husband about it at her wedding :)

found a name for my new dog

wasn't that the eighth drawf?

I love your kid already

if only ur daughter were my mom...

op would b ur grandma?

haha that's a sexy name :)

So, your perverted mind turned a cute dinosaur name into something about sex? What's the problem?

I agree.... No child knows what horny actually means.... Well, no child I know....

yeah... I had a cat named pussy when I was young:S

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in as many words, that's the innocence of childhood. the only problem with that name is in your head!

dude, she's four years old. calm down.. it's not like it was intentional

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