Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML
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Niicky_fml
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that's so cute! haha awww :)
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Bowser6622
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Coincidence?
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Bowser6622
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Coincidence?
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xlord
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wow I would be worried about what's going to happen in 15 years then
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ryno101
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triceratops + horny = pornstar daughter!
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Iamnotmyself
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Let me guess, you got her a dinosaur depicting explicit details to teach her about her no-no places?
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worldcupcheer17
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haha right now the ydi is 69 even though it'll go up I thought it was a coincidence :)
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fmlwmty
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Mwahahaha I'm finally in the top 5! suck it losers!
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amylisa2790
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Ke$ha? i blame her for your horny d-i-n-o-saur.
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MakaPaka_fml
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and I named my squirtle penis (Y)
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Maybe she was reffering to the fact that the dinosaur has a big horn?
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worldcupcheer17
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77- I already know your comment will be moderated.
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YacL
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Barney's brother, or is it just me? It's probably just me.
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Iamnotmyself
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-93 I'm sorry to inform, but, yes it was just you.
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2ndSucks
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Bring your daughter to south carolina, where we show our support for college football by wearing shirts with COCKS written across the chest. Horny would be welcome here.
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YacL
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100- Does that make me unique or a loner?
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Iamnotmyself
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-103 depends, do you play WoW or not?
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YacL
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106- I'm just guessing here, but I'll say no.
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dinodannyrawr
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I bet she likes to play with her stuff animal alot.
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Iamnotmyself
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-108 Congrats your unique :D but probably sick minded, why you son of a....
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Niicky_fml
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that's so cute! haha awww :)
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F2M2L
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hopefully it had horns. lol.
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myxcure
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I agree, cute not FML.. Tell her future husband about it at her wedding :)
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instnt1nfction
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found a name for my new dog
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iSitt
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wasn't that the eighth drawf?
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MizzErikaHart
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suggest henry...?
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RainbowzSkittlez
| 6
Or Bob?
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Radek18
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Why not Hugh G. Rection?
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Babalu722
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Ben Dover
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BADDiam
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Chuck Horris?
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OrgasmicBunnies
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Dixie Normous. Dixie Wrected?
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JesseOhNine
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Harry Zack O'Balls
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marinus_fml
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I love your kid already
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coolp3rson
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if only ur daughter were my mom...
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NastyNinja31
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op would b ur grandma?
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ashleykay94
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haha that's a sexy name :)
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bluetiger105
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So, your perverted mind turned a cute dinosaur name into something about sex? What's the problem?
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LizzieLizz18
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I agree.... No child knows what horny actually means.... Well, no child I know....
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nahgemsoohc
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yeah... I had a cat named pussy when I was young:S
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Jonkbaby
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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yankeebaceball
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in as many words, that's the innocence of childhood. the only problem with that name is in your head!
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ColtsDoug18
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dude, she's four years old. calm down.. it's not like it was intentional
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onthetoilet
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so what
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LizzieLizz18
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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