Disappointed
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
EpicFail
United States
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
marbles
Late bloomer
Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML
nybaby
United States
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
Anonymous
Don't worry dad
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
918boyz
United States
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
CaityLovesBo
United States
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
unappreciated husband
Pullman, United States
PMS
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
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kyuubi1 14
yea the acne in her womb
llamarrama01 21
Maybe it's time to have a certain talk with her.
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sydneysays 15
Wrong pill hah
fuckercakes 21
Well, birth control does help clear severe acne and decreases the intensity of menstrual cycles. She could be confusing the two?
elixaaaaa 13
Why are you disappointed? She came to you for help after a bad decision? I hope my girls will do the same.
Dicebar 10
Some morning after pills are actually known to cause severe acne. Could be someone playing a prank on her. Or she's got it confused with "the" pill, which tends to reduce acne. This might just be an innocent request.
thebigtwinkie 28
either she thinks you're stupid, or she's stupid
caggybandicoot 34
She could mean the contraceptive pill which actually does help acne. Have a talk with her first, and if she meant the morning after pill, teach her to be responsible. No sense freaking out as she'll have sex anyway - so at least save her from STD's and pregnancy.
interesting33 37
i think condoms stop most STDs but I don't know that the pill does?
LeviathansGirl38 0
No, it doesn't. The contraceptive pill is for people in monogamous relationships wanting to prevent pregnancy. For people who, pardon me - sleep around, it does nothing other than prevent pregnancy. You're at risk of every STI.
caggybandicoot 34
I know that, I meant that she ought to be taught about safe sex. Guess I should've added in condoms :') my bad.
limabeans101029 21
Perhaps she meant the contraceptive pill, which can help to clear up acne. Just have a talk with her and find out what she meant
kitten1800 18
Either she thinks you're stupid or she really thinks that helps with acne. Either way, wow...
LeviathansGirl38 0
At age 12 I was on the pill. I was a child and I was still happily watching Little House on the Prairie and wasn't interested in sex for 5 years following this & still am happily in that very relationship. Point - the right pill does literally make acne clear straight up. Have a little trust.
jackycat 17
The morning after pill isn't the birth control pill.
Cloureed 9
buy it for her just so she has to deal with 5 days of hormonal hell on her body so she'll know to at least use protection in the future.
jackycat 17
Unless she's like my friends dumbass of a little sister. In a four month period we shoved the morning after pill down her throat because she was an idiot. Month five she got tired of us scolding her for letting her boyfriend talk her out of condoms. She didn't learn her lesson and ended up pregnant. It took her dumbass having an abortion to finally learn her lesson and use protection.
Andriaia 13
it doesn't work so many times