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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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Okay, so this is embarrassing but you guys asked for it! First of all, I'm a receptionist at a vet hospital so I have a big soft spot for animals. When I saw the little creature run across the road I thought it could be someone's lost pet or a stray doggy looking for shelter. I couldn't just keep driving. The coyote was also pretty small so I assume it was a fairly young one. In my defense, it was super dark out and it's foresty where I live with little to no street lights so visibility is very limited. When I pulled over I saw a glimpse of the fuzz ball in my headlight, huddled under some bushes. I had a dog lead in my trunk that I took out just in case. The pup never saw me though so I was able to walk right up and swoop him. He squirmed a bit but not much which is surprising. Now, I've seen a ton of dogs come into the vet hospital that I work at which are half coyote or wolf and look very similar....so it's a real thing. I'm not entirely crazy. Ha. Anyways, upon setting the coyote in my car when he began freaking out and I turned the light on, there was no mistaking that this was a wild animal. I was face to face with the little guy who was scared to death that he was trapped in a driving machine with an insane girl who picked up a feral animal. Haha. He was jumping around and pacing in my car. I got out and ran around to open the passenger side door. I left both doors open and as soon as he saw an escape he took it and ran off. Just so you know, there were no animals harmed in the happenings of this FML and no damage done to my car (although he did poop in it) but I feel like such a jerk. I'm sorry, poor little coyote. :(