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By drunkennight - / Monday 23 November 2009 03:45 / Canada
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Today, I casually mentioned to my mom that my boyfriend of two years and I were thinking about moving in together. She looked me dead in the eye and said if I ever moved out, she'd throw me out of the house. I'm confused. FML

By Imafishyfishy - / Wednesday 27 March 2013 06:47 / United States - Noblesville

Today, I went to the hospital in premature labor. Alone, I texted my best friend/crush and asked him to come and sit with me for an hour while I waited on my mom to arrive. Eating cornflakes and watching TV, he replied "I can't". Apparently TV is more important than a best friend in labor. FML

By way2gosam / Tuesday 26 May 2009 04:52 / United States
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