FML : Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already,...

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Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By drunkennight - / Monday 23 November 2009 03:45 / Canada

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By alexandraa_fml | 0

#684557 - Monday 23 November 2009 8:55

Oh the wonderful effects of alcohol.

By badbunny | 0

#684630 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:42

pics or it didn't happen.

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By alexandraa_fml | 0

#684557 - Monday 23 November 2009 8:55

Oh the wonderful effects of alcohol.

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Incredibly_Dope | 0

#4289378 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 15:36

War Eagle

By itsametaphorfool | 0

#684578 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:04

BOOOOOOOOOOOORING. what a stupid FML. obviously YDI.

By Nikedawg | 0

#684583 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:06

Sounds like a fun night!!

By pinkkloverr | 0

#684594 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:12

lmfao sounds like you had fun.

By DameGreyWulf | 0

#684605 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:23

Hah, OP, you fail, and YDI

By badbunny | 0

#684630 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:42

pics or it didn't happen.

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bean_dawg | 0

#685403 - Monday 23 November 2009 21:53

I want pics.

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ZleveL | 0

#801602 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 7:10

and a video

By shelboo_fml | 0

#684632 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:43

One's an innie and one's an outtie!

By Shadow_Phantom | 26

#684640 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:52

If you got drunk, it's always YDI.

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diet_otaku | 0

#684928 - Monday 23 November 2009 15:40

which is exactly why i don't drink.

By ChChCharlie | 10

#684651 - Monday 23 November 2009 10:13

She probably just felt inferior to you. I don't think it's right though :)

By Endo22 | 0

#684656 - Monday 23 November 2009 10:17

Nobody to blame but yourself, learn to hold your booze and dont be such a slut

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