Disappointed
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
EpicFail
United States
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
marbles
Late bloomer
Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML
nybaby
United States
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
Anonymous
Don't worry dad
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
918boyz
United States
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
CaityLovesBo
United States
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
unappreciated husband
Pullman, United States
PMS
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
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kyuubi1 14
yea the acne in her womb
llamarrama01 21
Maybe it's time to have a certain talk with her.
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Comments (115)
kittylevin 8
Either she meant birth control (that does help acne) or she needs that morning after pill and feels ashamed about it. Either way, you gotta talk to her about something.
Just_A_Tree 20
Wow! Her boyfriend must stress her out a lot, cause it seems as though her acne really acts up shortly after he leaves the house.
iireenee 23
just give it to her. Yeah she had sex, can't change that anymore huh? But i guess you don't want to be a grandfather soon so just buy it. And if it's really for her acne ( or at least not he morning after but the contraception pill ) give it to her, she might be very insecure.
somewizdom 15
You should get her one in case it's already the morning after.
ostfaiz 18
waaow! sexy display picture, never found mouse so playful hence i enlarged it n checked it..lol
stargirl_95 24
She might have confused the morning after pill with the birth control pill. It's perfectly possible that her school's sex ed is shitty and they didn't properly explain the difference between the two. If she really does mean the morning after pill get it for her first and then have a serious talk about sex and contraception with her
liza1922 7
better fake acne than a real grandchild
lordlamb 9
The funniest thing about this post is that it does control acne in women
fantasyworld 39
The contraceptive helps with acne not the morning after pill.
maffy11 16
An ignorant teen is far better than a pregnant one...
vikky538 29
buy the pill just in case and then its time for some serious talk...
Mooshy94 3
Yeah..and I smoke crystal meth for my tummy aches -_-
ShadowlessSpear 21
Can I get some?