Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
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Top comments
Serial 2
you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"
Aoeu 0
Wow, good going.
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Comments (135)
save_me_08 0
40... damn... i think the OP is just a jokester with bad timing... not the Anti-Christ chill out man. or alternately...THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU...yep
lame_o 0
# 40 is totally your teacher. Lol.
sagittaurus 0
XDDDDDD 32.
ChuckIII 1
#24 hahahaha best comment
0hnine_0hfive 0
She will probably hate you forever. For future reference wait untill you know if there are any connections with the pictures they are showing before you crack jokes
Colosphe 0
Well, most babies are ugly as sin, and I admit that I was one of them. You didn't do anything more than tell truth too loudly.
ellebell 0
here let me help you take your foot out of your mouth
margiemarg24 0
hahahhaahaha SMART i bet that teacher loooovveeess you
plus81 0
Newborns, in fact, ARE ugly. They look like pork knees.
Jesus_is_cool 0
You called a baby ugly, nicee