Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
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Serial 2
you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"
Aoeu 0
Wow, good going.
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Comments (135)
vxjazz 0
Okay, you overdid it. Do you know what you looked like when you were newly born? You could have been even uglier than that baby. Next time, don't be so rude. And, those who add comments, please don't swear of call people assholes. Anyone can make a mistake, can't they?
ArmoredSandwich 0
NICE #4, you've gotta have some huge balls to do that! Would be legendary though!
free_Aus 0
C'mon people a lot of babies are cute but some really do look like a wrinkly monkey that has been left in a bucket or water for one hour too many. Sometimes parents need to be told. Just for kicks, bigmouth could have backed it up with: "But... you're attractive. That's surprising. I guess your husband is one ugly bastard then."
AntiChrist7 0
hopefully your idiotic genes won't reproduce
free_Aus 0
Was #77 for me? If so: Yeah, maybe my idiotic genes won't reproduce. Don't like your chances though. In your case, they seem to outnumber the intelligent ones significantly.
cadenernest 0
#77 they were clearly posting in regards to the FML... but now that you mention it.
Darrian 2
Don't feel bad. Most infants are pretty ugly right after they're born until a month or so. My daughter was beautiful when she was born, of course, but I'm probably biased since she's my daughter.
MJC84 0
Are you ******* retarded? Use your brain and stop trying to be cool in front of the class.
eschreib 0
lol dumbass
Aldebaran_fml 0
YDI....completely......