Thanksgiving and Love: Today, I invited my crush to come and spend Thanksgiving dinner...

By lonelyguy - 28/11/2009 03:02 - Puerto Rico

Today, I invited my crush to come and spend Thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a nice restaurant for dinner. I ordered an expensive bottle of wine, and poured each of us a glass. As I was about to tell her I loved her, she raised her glass for a toast and said "A toast to friendship!" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Username - 23/01/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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In vino veritas

By Buzz - 29/11/2008 16:11 - France

Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, saying somewhat annoyed, "Don't drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:09

Hopefully your taste in wine is better than your taste in women.

jane99 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:07

Falcon punch her.

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jane99 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:07

Falcon punch her.

LightningCactus 12

Monday 23 January 2012 10:16

Then Falcon Kick the boyfriend because he would most likely try to fight back.

PeopleRSoDumb 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:08

Always question who "the friend" is. YDI it for not knowing how females work.

alexandraa_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:09

Hopefully your taste in wine is better than your taste in women.

jchansfan 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:12

I don't get this story. How could you not feel weird celebrating thanksgiving with your boyfriend at SOMEONE ELSE'S house? Like... o_O'

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:33

Because they just want free food... and wine

snowby2 15

Sunday 5 January 2014 7:39

My question is how come OP didn't know that she had a boyfriend? you think that he would have known whether she was single or not before he invited her

mad_molly 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:12

I wouldn't let someone invite a friend to my family dinner. WTF is wrong with her for thinking that would be ok? I've never done a thanksgiving thing, but I assume it's a very family orientated thing so where's her family? :/

time4coffee 3

Saturday 28 November 2009 11:51

YDI didn't you wonder think it was weird to ask to bring a friend to someone else's family holiday meal. and also YDI for "crushing" and of course not letting the cruise know it. Has the internet scared people so much that no one will tell if they are interested.

FarSide 22

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:15

What did you expect them to do with the wine... take enemas with it?

Stranger35 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:18

you should have bought more

daytona81 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:23

You're an idiot for having a crush and not knowing they have a BF. and when she asked to bring someone. tell he **** NO. you asked her. That's supposed to be your chance you douche. totally deserved it

ole_and_lena 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:25

I personally think it's weird that you invited your CRUSH to thanksgiving with your family. isn't that usually saved for when you're actually dating/married?