Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
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Serial 2
you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"
Aoeu 0
Wow, good going.
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Unspoken_1 0
All baby's are ugly, though. Your teacher should know this
save_me_08 0
"Gotta love those recessive genes"... might have helped save face...
AlmightyAl 0
"that's extremely rude! you shouldn't say things like that about any body's child ! i'm sure you were one ugly ass baby !" You just contradicted yourself in the same sentence. Nice. Anyways, when I was a kid I looked fugly. I had huuuuuuge dimples and I looked like a monkey. Now I look like a male model(In my opinion, hehe). Besides, you totally deserved that.
sleepless15_p 0
asshole
jesslackszazz 0
Lmao #33. Ahaha, but anyways you totally deserve that one. Ugly baby or not.
kkooaallaass 0
hahahaha # 8, ya me to
elemenopyqrstuv 0
failllll
peidit 0
that sucks what teacher shows stuff like that anyways?
xkaokaox 0
this also has happened to my friend. "who is that fat ugly little girl?" and the teacher said it was his daughter... boo, lol.
AlexJakubsen1 0
you are a dick. i hope your life stays ****** forever. its poeple like you who created hitler and charles manson. you wait like a predator to attack even the most innocent and unsuspecting victims, all for your own selfish anamistic gains until one day all the evil in a bunch of your kind gets focused into one person and explodes out in everyones face. rot in hell.