Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
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Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
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Serial 2
you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"
Aoeu 0
Wow, good going.
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Comments (135)
heatherryo 0
I wouldn't expect a teacher to use her own child as an example, especially without a forewarning that it was hers to begin with. What a dummy.
rspart88 0
like so many other stories on this site, its another lesson in thinking before speaking
wrestler_fml 0
that is definitely something I would say! Except when the teacher said indignantly "thats MY baby!" with her hands on her hips, I would shake my head and reel back, smile/laugh, and then slowly go "ohh, well- that explains everything!" hahahaha ps F*CK DA HATERS! you all can suck donkey dick. p*ssy a** n*gg*s whinin about how you should think b4 you speak, man thats just sayin you afraid to say what you really think! If your mind is so bad, and our society so babied, that we cant say what we think even when our first amendment lets us, well SHYTT maybe we just shouldnt speak at all then?!?!?
vt_mruhlin 0
In addition to "i agree, your life is f'd" and "you deserved that", we should have a "don't be embarrassed; that shit is funny" button.
make_my_day 0
LOL nice. I give you props :D
lolyouareanidiot 0
#56=Brainless idiot.
Gringo_fml 0
prick.
uthinkucandraw 0
Agree with #56 how careless of a comment can someone make.
McLaughlane 0
You should consider dropping the class. That was extremely rude of you.
jassyonyae 0
I have to admit, reading this cracked me up, but hey it happens. What happened after?