By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 160
You deserved it 11 758

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dimerneckel 22

Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!


Plot twist: the teacher is the father

incoherentrmblr 21

Lack of gender icon makes this FML interesting...

I didn't know men could be pregnant.

some men can get pregnant actually

incoherentrmblr 21

You've never seen the pregnant man?...

technically their still females. so says their dna

Gotta have that kid OP. Everyone will know if it's not born. So... #mumsrock or #fyl?

#87 Say what ?!!

Actually, you all need to learn your pronouns, there are 492 genders capable of pregnancy and 284 genders not capable of pregnancy.

Uh, what, #121?

I agree 109. Plus babies eventually get fun.:) their cuteness makes up for their troubles.

No they cant

121- I don't know what to say to that.

dimerneckel 22

Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!

Roskosity 22

There goes your reality tv star chances. Oh well. Congratulations!

Shadowvoid 33

But now she does know, the whole basis of the show is that the woman has a baby into her toilet because she didn't know until birth

... Which is why #2 said "now you WON'T be a star..."

That show gave me really bad anxiety for 2 years after watching. I wouldn't so much as hug a guy.

So who's the father? I hope he's prepared for it.

he was in the class, too!

You should have said something like: "What? Not again!"

This, I like.

Well I hope it's more of a pleasant surprise for you OP

GGitsNami 10

Congrats! Haha

That's like the good ol' finding out you're adopted in biology class

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Show it anyway

I don't think op was planning to.

Why'd you eat that baby?!

I love this comment!!! I can't stop laughing

Wow... that escalated quickly!