By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
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dimerneckel 22

Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!

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pjsr 32
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Plot twist: the teacher is the father

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incoherentrmblr 21

Lack of gender icon makes this FML interesting...

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tournamentdecide 33
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I didn't know men could be pregnant.

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sketchpanda 3
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some men can get pregnant actually

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incoherentrmblr 21

You've never seen the pregnant man?...

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evilscorpi 29
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technically their still females. so says their dna

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brivielle 15
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Gotta have that kid OP. Everyone will know if it's not born. So... #mumsrock or #fyl?

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more4me 27
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#87 Say what ?!!

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RastaZebra 8
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Actually, you all need to learn your pronouns, there are 492 genders capable of pregnancy and 284 genders not capable of pregnancy.

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Sakuraashita 15
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Uh, what, #121?

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jake_braves 25
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I agree 109. Plus babies eventually get fun.:) their cuteness makes up for their troubles.

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733yoda_fml 19
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No they cant

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TigranPetrosian 8
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121- I don't know what to say to that.

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dimerneckel 22

Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!

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Roskosity 22

There goes your reality tv star chances. Oh well. Congratulations!

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Shadowvoid 33

But now she does know, the whole basis of the show is that the woman has a baby into her toilet because she didn't know until birth

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VeganVampyre 26
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... Which is why #2 said "now you WON'T be a star..."

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hystericsky 11
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That show gave me really bad anxiety for 2 years after watching. I wouldn't so much as hug a guy.

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
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So who's the father? I hope he's prepared for it.

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eyepuppy 31
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he was in the class, too!

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MondRubberduck 24
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You should have said something like: "What? Not again!"

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mypineapple 14
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This, I like.

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blaw24 1
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Well I hope it's more of a pleasant surprise for you OP

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GGitsNami 10

Congrats! Haha

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slooby_fml 25
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That's like the good ol' finding out you're adopted in biology class

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gatekeeper1993 10
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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1two3four5six 23
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I don't think op was planning to.

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CobraLazerFace 21
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Why'd you eat that baby?!

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CrystalClearly 8
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I love this comment!!! I can't stop laughing

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listner1 9
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Wow... that escalated quickly!

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