Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and...

By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By mat - 21/01/2009 06:02 - France

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

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By brob56 - 23/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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Friday 27 March 2009 2:06

you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"

Aoeu 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:04

Wow, good going.

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zuma1 0

Friday 27 March 2009 5:51

wow go ******* kill yourself you piece of shit

Somber_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 5:59

That's actually hilarious. And I agree with #57.

braFTW 0

Friday 27 March 2009 6:16

Let's hope you don't need anything from that teacher otherwise you're f***..

madame_malfoy 4

Friday 27 March 2009 6:28

...have fun in summer school retaking that class bud...

theluckygirl28 8

Friday 27 March 2009 6:37

56- the first amendment obviously doesn't hold true to everything in America... This ain't one of those cases. This is hilarious!! Props to you OP! I approve! haha!

makjon86 0

Friday 27 March 2009 6:53

@40 I can see it now-Charles Hitler, anti-Christ extraordinaire got his start making off-color,ill-timed remarks about a teacher's baby. Today, Room 312. Tomorrow, THE WORLD!!!!

lexi_lu 0

Friday 27 March 2009 6:56

Hahahah that's awesome but that's definitely the teachers fault..everyone knows kids,especially in HS, will make fun of everything from teachers and principals and in my old HS the priests always got it bad, guest speakers and especially the pictures of the mongoloid looking people in the 30 year old shitty text books, so why would she use her own kid as an example? Bad move. Seriously, Half of the teachers I had when I was in high school used to laugh at the shit with us..