By mat - 21/01/2009 06:02 - France

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 164
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Am I the only who thinks watching the video of your birth with your entire family is kind of ... weird?

yotsu 14

Yeah, being drugged up and/or in severe pain will do that. When my Dad told my Mom "Honey, we have two beautiful baby girls" she replied with " Frankly, I don't give a F***"

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Am I the only who thinks watching the video of your birth with your entire family is kind of ... weird?

yes I agree, that would be very awkward. wow, I'm the only one to respond to #1? or did they all get modded for not being related to #1's comment? lol

yes the whole family will see ur moms junk

thats 100% messed up and super hilarious!!!!!!!!!! you can't blame her for wanting a handsome and cute baby though :-0

Agreed, op saw his moms vag pop him out that's just plain old gross

I wouldn't be too concerned. She was probably pretty drugged-up, and well, babies aren't exactly the prettiest things when they first come out. lol

I agree, it's probably nothing personal.

when babies are born there ugly as shit

yotsu 14

Yeah, being drugged up and/or in severe pain will do that. When my Dad told my Mom "Honey, we have two beautiful baby girls" she replied with " Frankly, I don't give a F***"

This is the best comment ever lmfao

Ahhhh priceless...

I'm sure you're not!

babies look like horrifying aliens covered with blood and placenta juice when they're first born, i'd agree with your mom even if you were brad pitt. nothing to worry about, you're pretty on the inside =]

My father would say things like that, but always in a joking way. Maybe she was joking. =P

Yep, newborn babies are ugly. And #4: HAHAHA, fantastic!

maybe you shouldn't be so ugly

Maybe you should learn how to not be a jackass.