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By mat - 21/01/2009 06:02 - France

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By suze44 - 13/06/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By Ugly - 08/03/2017 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML

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By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2021 21:30

Today, a 4 year-old saw me and started crying and screaming like heck. I mean, I knew that I didn't look good, but this is too much. FML

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Dr_Phil 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 16:55

Am I the only who thinks watching the video of your birth with your entire family is kind of ... weird?

yotsu 14

Wednesday 11 February 2009 21:15

Yeah, being drugged up and/or in severe pain will do that. When my Dad told my Mom "Honey, we have two beautiful baby girls" she replied with " Frankly, I don't give a F***"

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Dr_Phil 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 16:55

Am I the only who thinks watching the video of your birth with your entire family is kind of ... weird?

airforce987 20

Wednesday 7 April 2010 4:02

yes I agree, that would be very awkward. wow, I'm the only one to respond to #1? or did they all get modded for not being related to #1's comment? lol

theking12369 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 18:35

yes the whole family will see ur moms junk

sammy0002 0

Friday 26 November 2010 19:36

thats 100% messed up and super hilarious!!!!!!!!!! you can't blame her for wanting a handsome and cute baby though :-0

ajh557 22

Wednesday 20 November 2013 7:40

Agreed, op saw his moms vag pop him out that's just plain old gross

infantrygirl 0

Monday 9 February 2009 19:24

I wouldn't be too concerned. She was probably pretty drugged-up, and well, babies aren't exactly the prettiest things when they first come out. lol

hippo23 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:12

I agree, it's probably nothing personal.

nriney 0

Friday 7 May 2010 15:08

when babies are born there ugly as shit

yotsu 14

Wednesday 11 February 2009 21:15

Yeah, being drugged up and/or in severe pain will do that. When my Dad told my Mom "Honey, we have two beautiful baby girls" she replied with " Frankly, I don't give a F***"

poopooplater996 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:11

This is the best comment ever lmfao

MegaElectric 1

Friday 2 March 2012 23:33

Ahhhh priceless...

pinkfrenchrose 5

Monday 16 March 2009 2:39

LOL @ Above.

pommeblossom 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:24

I'm sure you're not!

sapphirebaby96 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:34

babies look like horrifying aliens covered with blood and placenta juice when they're first born, i'd agree with your mom even if you were brad pitt. nothing to worry about, you're pretty on the inside =]