Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
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Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
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Serial 2
you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"
Aoeu 0
Wow, good going.
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Comments (135)
pushinglimits_fml 0
"ahhh that's a relief. i almost felt sorry for those parents"
scorpiogirl666 0
nice lol
cyberhoy 3
most babies are pretty ugly
splinter_fml 0
Make sure you come back and let us know how that big fat F tastes, chief.
uguysareidiots 0
im sure you were ugly too
f_my_life05 0
This is why we THINK before we SPEAK...haha!
Deviant_fml 5
"Today, I was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. I projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. One of my students then proceeded to joke about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was my baby. FML"
save_me_08 0
Well ya know... if you were right at least you know you understand the material your learning. Maybe you shoulda tried finishing with "Must get it from the other parent"...maybe not
nomadxx7 0
Agree with #17 I know some very attractive couples who look like they gave birth to hellspawn. I understand genetics and passing down traits but it seems when it comes to looks that sometimes it doesn't work out that way (plus I've seen some ugly couples that have beautiful babies). Next time it may be better to say nothing than to stick your foot in your mouth. YDI for the comment but on the same token the teacher should handle some criticism if their baby truly is ugly. FYI, my boss always said she thought her daughter was the ugliest baby when she was born but now (her daughter is 30) and she is smoking.
tryagainlater 0
way to go you idiot