By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 22:28 - United States

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 965
You deserved it 6 061

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.

Comments

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.

is OP African American?

xtoeclipse 0

I bet he's black

Watermelon is 90% something water. It's nearly impossible to get fat on w-melon.

lol I went down till I found a racist joke.. to bad it's not funny. Come with something clever next time that's just racist.

who said it was because op was getting fat?

Its ok just drop the spoon.... ya thats it.... Now try some of these, they will help you relax.... Ya.... Roofies, work everytime

ganksta_ikm 1

Op must be black.

sanchezking 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

I'm allergic to Watermelon, enjoy it for me.

watermelons are good... *licks lips*

keep chompin on the water melon it's good for you ?(?) ?/

I don't see why she made this a big deal.. especially if you're black..

dotDotMyCurve 0

hehe maybe your moms the one that needs counseling

She should be happy that you're eating fruit!

She should take a bite, get a straw and shoot the seeds when no ones looking !

don't ever try jolly ranchers

kiitykat 8

nots not cool just becuz u like watermalen so do i..... im pretty sure i spelled that wrong

Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!