By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 22:28 - United States

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 002
You deserved it 6 079

Same thing different taste

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Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.

xtoeclipse 0

Watermelon is 90% something water. It's nearly impossible to get fat on w-melon.

lol I went down till I found a racist joke.. to bad it's not funny. Come with something clever next time that's just racist.

who said it was because op was getting fat?

Its ok just drop the spoon.... ya thats it.... Now try some of these, they will help you relax.... Ya.... Roofies, work everytime

ganksta_ikm 1
sanchezking 0

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I'm allergic to Watermelon, enjoy it for me.

keep chompin on the water melon it's good for you ?(?) ?/

dotDotMyCurve 0

hehe maybe your moms the one that needs counseling

She should be happy that you're eating fruit!

She should take a bite, get a straw and shoot the seeds when no ones looking !

kiitykat 8

nots not cool just becuz u like watermalen so do i..... im pretty sure i spelled that wrong

Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!