Health: Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 22:28 - United States

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

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By need my own place - 24/10/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML

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By SmallTownCutie - 29/05/2019 04:13

Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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By nothanks - 22/08/2010 13:42 - United States

Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML

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By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 18:01

Today, my mom sent me to a counselor she knew "through the church" so that I could get some stressors off my chest. Worst idea ever. This "counselor" invalidated everything I had to say and basically told me to pray the issues away, all while completely ignoring me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By What the fuck, son? - 11/05/2013 16:21 - Netherlands - Amerongen

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:49

Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:42

Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:42

Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.

Garyy_fml 11

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:47

is OP African American?

xtoeclipse 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:49

I bet he's black

Jaxon26 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:57

Watermelon is 90% something water. It's nearly impossible to get fat on w-melon.

NuTrees 9

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:59

lol I went down till I found a racist joke.. to bad it's not funny. Come with something clever next time that's just racist.

knightsfb 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:02

who said it was because op was getting fat?

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:06

Its ok just drop the spoon.... ya thats it.... Now try some of these, they will help you relax.... Ya.... Roofies, work everytime

ganksta_ikm 1

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:08

Op must be black.

sanchezking 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:42

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KarWitz 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:44

I'm allergic to Watermelon, enjoy it for me.

indistructo 3

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:45

watermelons are good... *licks lips*

coolp3rson 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:50

keep chompin on the water melon it's good for you ?(?) ?/

dippycheese 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:45

I don't see why she made this a big deal.. especially if you're black..

transilvanianson 3

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:46

dotDotMyCurve 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:46

hehe maybe your moms the one that needs counseling

ilovecookies83 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:46

She should be happy that you're eating fruit!

friscoed 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:00

She should take a bite, get a straw and shoot the seeds when no ones looking !

sleepyN 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:47

don't ever try jolly ranchers

kiitykat 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:48

nots not cool just becuz u like watermalen so do i..... im pretty sure i spelled that wrong

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:49

Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!

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