By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 22:28 - United States

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML
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xXSillyLoveXx 0

Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why? It'd be kind of hard to get fat on watermelon.

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Garyy_fml 11

is OP African American?

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xtoeclipse 0

I bet he's black

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Jaxon26 0

Watermelon is 90% something water. It's nearly impossible to get fat on w-melon.

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NuTrees 9

lol I went down till I found a racist joke.. to bad it's not funny. Come with something clever next time that's just racist.

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knightsfb 0

who said it was because op was getting fat?

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Its ok just drop the spoon.... ya thats it.... Now try some of these, they will help you relax.... Ya.... Roofies, work everytime

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ganksta_ikm 1

Op must be black.

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sanchezking 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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KarWitz 0

I'm allergic to Watermelon, enjoy it for me.

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indistructo 3

watermelons are good... *licks lips*

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coolp3rson 0

keep chompin on the water melon it's good for you ?(?) ?/

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dippycheese 0

I don't see why she made this a big deal.. especially if you're black..

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dotDotMyCurve 0

hehe maybe your moms the one that needs counseling

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ilovecookies83 0

She should be happy that you're eating fruit!

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friscoed 0

She should take a bite, get a straw and shoot the seeds when no ones looking !

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sleepyN 0

don't ever try jolly ranchers

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kiitykat 8

nots not cool just becuz u like watermalen so do i..... im pretty sure i spelled that wrong

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xXSillyLoveXx 0

Watermellon? I have no sympathy for you. Try a healthier addiction, like rice cocain!

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