ISo would

This is so romantic.

Duh? Who wouldn't! X)

If he was trying to be romantic, this was a kinda weird thing to say..

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? ...The wheelchair

Well you do sound quite delicious..

I still love you.

Wtf kind of conversation is that?

Kinky.

If you're into that kind of thing.

Mmmm, fish and chips. Sounds yummy and kinky if he's the chips...

Very kinky. She wants you inside of her.

she has a good theory

hahahahaha i loved the FML action!! comment buried!! haahahah

What?

111 you should have just put an arrow sideways ( < ) pointing at your profile pic:p

Tell her to add salt and pepper as well.

Dont push it

Do vegetables have sexual desires?

You're an idiot.

A previous OP would say that zucchinis do...

Cucumbers have wicked souls

Why you here papaya nobody likes you.

Yes, yes they do. They're the most kinky, sexual produce. Even meat can't keep up with the wild vegetable.

Yes, but pineapples are much hornier than cucumbers.

At least she thinks you're tasty?

Well at least she's creative, that is to be treasured.

Mm, potatoes, I want you in and around my mouth.

followingtheyellowbrickroad - I started smiling like an idiot when I read that.

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!

That's what she said

Can't let a potato go to waste!

Ah… young love

I read this in the spongebob narrater voice.

I actually LOL-ed at this FML.

Did you mean a literal vegetable or, like, if she was in a coma?

Like a vegetative state...

-_- Smh.