By jesifairy - 13/04/2012 04:46 - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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Mmmm, fish and chips. Sounds yummy and kinky if he's the chips...

Very kinky. She wants you inside of her.

hahahahaha i loved the FML action!! comment buried!! haahahah

111 you should have just put an arrow sideways ( < ) pointing at your profile pic:p

A previous OP would say that zucchinis do...

Yes, yes they do. They're the most kinky, sexual produce. Even meat can't keep up with the wild vegetable.

Yes, but pineapples are much hornier than cucumbers.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

At least she thinks you're tasty?

Well at least she's creative, that is to be treasured.

Mm, potatoes, I want you in and around my mouth.

followingtheyellowbrickroad - I started smiling like an idiot when I read that.

thejewishfuhrer 17
born_hustla 26

I read this in the spongebob narrater voice.

ss_20_xx 14

I actually LOL-ed at this FML.