Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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13/4/2012 04:46
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uzworm
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Kinky.
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JackIsHere
| 4
ISo would
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JackIsHere
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ISo would
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crazycatlady5
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This is so romantic.
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Pandacupcakelove
| 26
Duh? Who wouldn't! X)
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therealslim
| 15
If he was trying to be romantic, this was a kinda weird thing to say..
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ArcadePie
| 10
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? ...The wheelchair
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Forlorn420
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Well you do sound quite delicious..
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
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I still love you.
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JocelynKaulitz
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Wtf kind of conversation is that?
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uzworm
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Kinky.
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LightningCactus
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If you're into that kind of thing.
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micahsmommy
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Mmmm, fish and chips. Sounds yummy and kinky if he's the chips...
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tygerarmy
| 35
Very kinky. She wants you inside of her.
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iloveursister
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she has a good theory
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braheem
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hahahahaha i loved the FML action!! comment buried!! haahahah
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FMLsAreAwesome
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What?
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LMA0
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111 you should have just put an arrow sideways ( < ) pointing at your profile pic:p
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Ruffclue
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Tell her to add salt and pepper as well.
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qwaszxwesdxc
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Dont push it
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icallbullshit
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Do vegetables have sexual desires?
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x_Just_Ellie_x
| 8
You're an idiot.
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geko911
| 22
A previous OP would say that zucchinis do...
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brittanyayy
| 8
Cucumbers have wicked souls
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Bunnynapper47
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Why you here papaya nobody likes you.
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CyberPunkTink
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Yes, yes they do. They're the most kinky, sexual produce. Even meat can't keep up with the wild vegetable.
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ThermiteKitten
| 8
Yes, but pineapples are much hornier than cucumbers.
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BlackBlazeCobra
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At least she thinks you're tasty?
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HeartOfLead
| 24
Well at least she's creative, that is to be treasured.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Mm, potatoes, I want you in and around my mouth.
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winoahh
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followingtheyellowbrickroad - I started smiling like an idiot when I read that.
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thejewishfuhrer
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GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!
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born_hustla
| 26
That's what she said
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
Can't let a potato go to waste!
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LoveMay
| 10
Ah… young love
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buck33
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I read this in the spongebob narrater voice.
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ss_20_xx
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I actually LOL-ed at this FML.
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emmagillespie24
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Did you mean a literal vegetable or, like, if she was in a coma?
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KiddNYC1O
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Like a vegetative state...
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FMLsAreAwesome
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-_- Smh.