FML : Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips....

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Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

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By jesifairy / Friday 13 April 2012 04:46 / Australia

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By uzworm | 4

#4298748 - Friday 13 April 2012 11:50

Kinky.

By JackIsHere | 4

#4298741 - Friday 13 April 2012 11:47

ISo would

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By JackIsHere | 4

#4298741 - Friday 13 April 2012 11:47

ISo would

crazycatlady5 | 6

#4298818 - Friday 13 April 2012 12:25

This is so romantic.

Pandacupcakelove | 25

#4299460 - Friday 13 April 2012 14:34

Duh? Who wouldn't! X)

therealslim | 15

#4299542 - Friday 13 April 2012 15:05

If he was trying to be romantic, this was a kinda weird thing to say..

ArcadePie | 10

#4299724 - Friday 13 April 2012 16:18

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? ...The wheelchair

Forlorn420 | 9

#4300140 - Friday 13 April 2012 17:59

Well you do sound quite delicious..

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#4301307 - Friday 13 April 2012 22:47

I still love you.

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#4301544 - Saturday 14 April 2012 0:07

Wtf kind of conversation is that?

By uzworm | 4

#4298748 - Friday 13 April 2012 11:50

Kinky.

LightningCactus | 12

#4298814 - Friday 13 April 2012 12:24

If you're into that kind of thing.

micahsmommy | 13

#4299467 - Friday 13 April 2012 14:36

Mmmm, fish and chips. Sounds yummy and kinky if he's the chips...

tygerarmy | 35

#4299942 - Friday 13 April 2012 17:04

Very kinky. She wants you inside of her.

By iloveursister | 4

#4298750 - Friday 13 April 2012 11:52

she has a good theory

braheem | 5

#4300976 - Friday 13 April 2012 21:06

hahahahaha i loved the FML action!! comment buried!! haahahah

FMLsAreAwesome | 0

#4301450 - Friday 13 April 2012 23:36

What?

LMA0 | 5

#4303116 - Saturday 14 April 2012 7:45

111 you should have just put an arrow sideways ( < ) pointing at your profile pic:p

By Ruffclue | 9

#4298754 - Friday 13 April 2012 11:53

Tell her to add salt and pepper as well.

qwaszxwesdxc | 0

#4412182 - Wednesday 9 May 2012 16:49

Dont push it

By icallbullshit | 3

#4298755 - Friday 13 April 2012 11:53

Do vegetables have sexual desires?

x_Just_Ellie_x | 8

#4298828 - Friday 13 April 2012 12:33

You're an idiot.

geko911 | 22

#4300203 - Friday 13 April 2012 18:15

A previous OP would say that zucchinis do...

brittanyayy | 8

#4300839 - Friday 13 April 2012 20:29

Cucumbers have wicked souls

Bunnynapper47 | 6

#4302278 - Saturday 14 April 2012 5:02

Why you here papaya nobody likes you.

CyberPunkTink | 0

#4302742 - Saturday 14 April 2012 6:13

Yes, yes they do. They're the most kinky, sexual produce. Even meat can't keep up with the wild vegetable.

ThermiteKitten | 8

#4328992 - Friday 20 April 2012 2:07

Yes, but pineapples are much hornier than cucumbers.

By BlackBlazeCobra | 16

#4298762 - Friday 13 April 2012 11:55

At least she thinks you're tasty?

HeartOfLead | 24

#4302803 - Saturday 14 April 2012 6:27

Well at least she's creative, that is to be treasured.

By ladyLALAA | 28

#4298763 - Friday 13 April 2012 11:55

Mm, potatoes, I want you in and around my mouth.

winoahh | 10

#4299626 - Friday 13 April 2012 15:46

followingtheyellowbrickroad - I started smiling like an idiot when I read that.

thejewishfuhrer | 17

#4300696 - Friday 13 April 2012 19:48

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!

born_hustla | 26

#4304075 - Saturday 14 April 2012 15:10

That's what she said

By Goatinsfriend | 8

#4298772 - Friday 13 April 2012 12:00

Can't let a potato go to waste!

By LoveMay | 10

#4298775 - Friday 13 April 2012 12:01

Ah… young love

buck33 | 14

#4299648 - Friday 13 April 2012 15:57

I read this in the spongebob narrater voice.

ss_20_xx | 14

#4300815 - Friday 13 April 2012 20:22

I actually LOL-ed at this FML.

By emmagillespie24 | 11

#4298780 - Friday 13 April 2012 12:03

Did you mean a literal vegetable or, like, if she was in a coma?

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4298830 - Friday 13 April 2012 12:33

Like a vegetative state...

FMLsAreAwesome | 0

#4301458 - Friday 13 April 2012 23:38

-_- Smh.

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