Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island.... - FML

By Oze - 18/02/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML

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By Looking4AnApartment - 16/02/2021 15:30 - United States - Bellmore

Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 15:30

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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One man and his dog

By This alarm clock can go fuck itself - 11/08/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my roommate switched jobs and now goes to work in the morning. His dog has declared that going on a barking frenzy right after he leaves is a great thing to do. Earplugs don't work - I move too much and they fall out too easily. Only 30 more days until he moves out. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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In for the long haul

By Sick - 24/12/2022 11:00 - United States

Today, I'm trying to sleep off a cold as my roommate plays video games in his adjacent room. He doesn't rage or get excited often, and he can control it even more if he really needs to, but it's still enough to keep me painfully awake, along with my cold. Every minute feels like an eternity. FML

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Great solution

By sullry - 25/12/2019 05:00

Today, I had a talk with my roommate that last semester my grades took a bit because he stays up late every night playing video games. And then asked him about playing less, so I can get more sleep. Today also, he gave me a pair of ear plugs and asked if they would solve the problem. FML

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By lynn - 22/06/2012 16:14 - Australia - Bongaree

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

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Top comments

Vehicle 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:12

This FML is dumb. lol.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:17

Wait, can someone re-read this for me, I think I missed the part that makes this an FML...

Comments

sxychik 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:08

oh well.. fyl

brianred5 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:27

win

the_BLADE13 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 19:54

I agree about the Muppets Christmas Carol. What about Muppets From Space? That is one of my personal favorites.

fringle 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:18

I can tell you read fml and he reads mlia.

Mahyar 2

Friday 19 February 2010 4:21

Mlia is awesome

SelfGenocide 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:42

he just wants to dream of what it was like as a child and before you came and ruined his life. YDI.

RusselFaraday 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:18

I love that movie. **** u if u don't

heeheehoo 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:08

what's muppet treasure island?

fisheatsbear 6

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:59

best movie ever

jazziloveberryy 3

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:05

I agree!!!!

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 19 February 2010 3:17

yesssss I found it in my basement. :)))))))))

toni27 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:08

whoooo I'm first!!!

yoshi359 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:09

fail

jordpears 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:09

first in the long line of failures, yes

megashroom 6

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:35

Muppet treasure island was like the best movie ever!

Gloria_GDA 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:23

Who effin cares if your first

plutosaplanet 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:09

ive got cabin fever!! ive got it too!! ive got cabin fever ive got cabin fever!! cmon its a fun movie....but why do you only sleep 3 feet away? ive never slept that close to a roommate except my boyfriend.

BlueBomber 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:30

Bunk beds? I hear they're on the rise again.

Vehicle 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:12

This FML is dumb. lol.

Gumblebum100 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:15

haha I know and if his roommate falls asleep then turn the movie off if you hate it

yehr 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 14:28

or tell them they leave it on and ask them not to.

LTMcleod 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:15

uhhh mercy, that's retarded

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:17

Wait, can someone re-read this for me, I think I missed the part that makes this an FML...

tarana 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:20

Seeing/listening to the SAME movie every night (especially one made for children) would get pretty annoying.

UrLiFsuX 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:33

so ask him to watch a different one or 2.turn it off when he is asleep 3. put on headphones, just DO something.

bleedingglitter 24

Sunday 12 April 2015 11:44

The muppets are for everyone.

Boddmon 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:18

You fondle him in his sleep don't you? Why else would you continue for 2 months.

jellyfishdelight 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:23

switch the labels with a **** tape

BlueBomber 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:27

What the ****? Why the he'll didn't he start with Muppet Christmas Carol? It was Christmas! YDI for not forcing your roommate to fall asleep to a seasonally appropriate Muppet movie.

BlueBomber 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:28

Durr, autocorrect fail - *hell.

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