Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
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TattooedToDeath
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be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
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Waffleiron
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I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.
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MiddleChild08
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I say immediate room change, and until then sleep with your eyes open and a blunt object in hand...
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Emma_91
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lol definitely.
And don't turn the lights off. Ever.
And don't turn the lights off. Ever.
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fosizzlemynizzlE
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...and?
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Kinttow
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She makes objects talk. So having a witch for a roommate is a bad thing?
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Pointy130
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Why is this not on MLIA?
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americayay
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agreed pointy1. so many people confuse the sites.
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dnlphm94
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MLIA is boring compared to FML.
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egaonogenki
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Is this at a preparatory private middle school? Aww, so cute!
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rick_james_b17ch
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wrong, no need to be jealous of someone who has the ability to make inanimate objects talk, should make a game of chess very interesting. To the OP, look around see if other people in your new college/neighbourhood have other abilities.
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MikeHawke
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Sounds like something the retards on MLIA would praise and post there as well.
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metheonlyb
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Are you saying that your room mate is a ventriloquist? That is kind of cool.
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mnbv7654
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lol #31 I was thinking the same thing!
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bahdspeler
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Your roommate has teh cwazies
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Zhejan
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...at least she doesn't have the herpes
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Pointy130
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Oh. Emm. Geeh. TEH CWAZIES-ZORZ!!!!1!!
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SarahStarzz
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lol maybe u should steal his/her stuffed animal and never give it bk??? muahaha pure evil :P
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Daaniellee1234
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Best roommate ever. #2, Fail
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thefury
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blunt object.. weak.... go for a 45.
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nogooddeed714
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It's a .45 referencing the caliber.... :/
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tentakulls
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I don't see why this is a FML.
Your roommate seems cute.
Your roommate seems cute.
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your_face
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It's an FML because OP is so much less cool than his/her roomie... and because if OP is a guy he knows his roomie will get all the girls (:
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Kinttow
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She better be a lesbian then
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MiniatureMayhem
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Maybe she's into ventriloquism.
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Sun_Kissed18
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Just what I was thinking. Funny first impression huh? I wouldn't have been creeped out but curious. Maybe she was just practicing and decided to see how you could handle her passion? :D
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HamsteronA
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maybe she's into puppets?
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LemonFairy
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Your roomie wins. :]
YDI for not appreciating stuffed animals.
YDI for not appreciating stuffed animals.
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jadeddream
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FYL how?
Maybe if she was completely nuts, that'd be different. But I know plenty of people who pretend stuffed animals are real just for fun.
Maybe if she was completely nuts, that'd be different. But I know plenty of people who pretend stuffed animals are real just for fun.
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TattooedToDeath
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be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
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nokillnobeepbeep
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Kinky.
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PandaPandaPandaX
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I know some people who would have that as a prerequisite. :P
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lostguy
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very kinky lol ^_^
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JessxMaxine
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that's not cr33py at all.