lol definitely. And don't turn the lights off. Ever.

...and?

She makes objects talk. So having a witch for a roommate is a bad thing?

Why is this not on MLIA?

agreed pointy1. so many people confuse the sites.

MLIA is boring compared to FML.

Is this at a preparatory private middle school? Aww, so cute!

wrong, no need to be jealous of someone who has the ability to make inanimate objects talk, should make a game of chess very interesting. To the OP, look around see if other people in your new college/neighbourhood have other abilities.

Are you saying that your room mate is a ventriloquist? That is kind of cool.

lol #31 I was thinking the same thing!

...at least she doesn't have the herpes

Oh. Emm. Geeh. TEH CWAZIES-ZORZ!!!!1!!

lol maybe u should steal his/her stuffed animal and never give it bk??? muahaha pure evil :P

It's a .45 referencing the caliber.... :/

It's an FML because OP is so much less cool than his/her roomie... and because if OP is a guy he knows his roomie will get all the girls (:

She better be a lesbian then

Just what I was thinking. Funny first impression huh? I wouldn't have been creeped out but curious. Maybe she was just practicing and decided to see how you could handle her passion? :D

maybe she's into puppets?

Kinky.

I know some people who would have that as a prerequisite. :P

very kinky lol ^_^