By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom
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I say immediate room change, and until then sleep with your eyes open and a blunt object in hand...
lol definitely. And don't turn the lights off. Ever.
She makes objects talk. So having a witch for a roommate is a bad thing?
Why is this not on MLIA?
MLIA is boring compared to FML.
Is this at a preparatory private middle school? Aww, so cute!
wrong, no need to be jealous of someone who has the ability to make inanimate objects talk, should make a game of chess very interesting. To the OP, look around see if other people in your new college/neighbourhood have other abilities.
Are you saying that your room mate is a ventriloquist? That is kind of cool.
lol #31 I was thinking the same thing!
Your roommate has teh cwazies
Oh. Emm. Geeh. TEH CWAZIES-ZORZ!!!!1!!
Best roommate ever. #2, Fail
It's a .45 referencing the caliber.... :/
I don't see why this is a FML. Your roommate seems cute.
It's an FML because OP is so much less cool than his/her roomie... and because if OP is a guy he knows his roomie will get all the girls (:
She better be a lesbian then
be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
Kinky.
I know some people who would have that as a prerequisite. :P
very kinky lol ^_^
that's not cr33py at all.
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be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.