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By  aurynforever  |  11

Beavis was crying.

  aurynforever  |  11

You were moved.


My mother loves Botox. No it won't. Or it hasn't in her case. Possibly because her face is 40% plastic, 40% bitch, and the remaining percentage is from a mixture of sacrificing babies, eating souls, and destroying happiness wherever she goes.

  drewfus2  |  6

Its active ingredient is Botulin, the most deadly neurotoxin in the world. Nine pounds could kill every person on Earth if evenly distributed. Now you know.

  Daralea  |  21

Awww, someone has mommy issues.
But yea, it's not going to go away anytime soon. Should have read the fine print... or in this case the capitalized large print that is main cosmetic use of Botox.

  Noogie  |  2

#66 #71 #72 , You are flaunting your ignorance. #61 is right, and if you manage to create a FML account you should even be able to google "botulin".

  HomeAl0ne  |  20

"Hey, Pete, why the pained expression? Are you pushing lead logs out your butt or something?"

"No, no, I'm fine. Better than fine. See, no sweat! No sweat!!"