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By wide awake - 31/07/2020 14:01

Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML
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Perry85 42
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I'm curious as to why it's worded, "My kids and their mother" and not "My kids and wife/girlfriend"....

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Earplugs, son. Or, if there's space outside, a tent.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Earplugs, son. Or, if there's space outside, a tent.

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RichardPencil 30
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At least you're get some work done on your similes.

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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sleep in your vehicle.

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Perry85 42
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I'm curious as to why it's worded, "My kids and their mother" and not "My kids and wife/girlfriend"....

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akvan 13
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Lol when I was little amd had a nightmare i used to go sleep on my parents bed (the dog used to sleep there too) and the 3 of them snored like bears but I was too scared to go back to my bed so I had to deal with. I feel your pain

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