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By wide awake - 31/07/2020 14:01

Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML
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I'm curious as to why it's worded, "My kids and their mother" and not "My kids and wife/girlfriend"....

Earplugs, son. Or, if there's space outside, a tent.

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Earplugs, son. Or, if there's space outside, a tent.

At least you're get some work done on your similes.

sleep in your vehicle.

I'm curious as to why it's worded, "My kids and their mother" and not "My kids and wife/girlfriend"....

Lol when I was little amd had a nightmare i used to go sleep on my parents bed (the dog used to sleep there too) and the 3 of them snored like bears but I was too scared to go back to my bed so I had to deal with. I feel your pain